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“Teach me?” he stutters, pale eyes wide in stunned disbelief. “Y- You? Teach me?”
Minerva nods, a mental muffliato at the fatalistic voice in her head that’s taunting through a mile-long scroll of all the ways that this is madness. He’s a squib; fifty years and not a whisper of magic.
“But you’re-" latent legilimency means she hears him tripping over the words in his mind, famousbrilliantbeautiful-
“Headmistress,” he croaks, aloud.
“And you are a valued member of my staff, Argus.” In her most no nonsense voice; the one that silences the chattering Great Hall and makes the gargoyles on the staircases jump to attention. “We’ll start on Thursday evening. Seven o’clock.”
Minerva McGonagall and Argus Filch. Magic lessons, first wands. Healing, after the wizarding war, and falling, slowly and very gently, in love.
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- Part 1 of HP rarepairs
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According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."
After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...
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01 Jun 2026
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“Why stop there?” Building up a head of steam now. “We could host bingo nights, funerals-”
A glare, to keep her from pointing out that he’s directly responsible for the most recent funeral to have taken place at Hogwarts. And nearly a second, a year later.
“Charity galas - the Society for the Protection of Priapic Porlocks must need a venue for their annual prostate milking. Or the Guild of Goblin Gynaecologists-”
“You know,” Minerva observes, “I think I preferred you when that enormous snake had bitten through your vocal cords.”
Summoning every rumble of gravelly sarcasm his magical laryngectomy’s afforded him. “Or the Miss Hogsmeade contest? I’m sure Aberforth would rise to the occasion; don a sequined speedo for the swimsuit round.”
“Where was all of this creativity, Severus, when the Board was brainstorming revenue schemes?” Peering sternly over her reading glasses in a way she's very well aware shoots straight to his groin.
“It abandoned me, mid-meeting, much like my will to live.”
Severus handles Minerva's fundraising plans for post-war repairs to the castle with characteristic equanimity.
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- Part 6 of Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
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18 May 2026
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It's been a very long summer without him.
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16 May 2026
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Snape/Pince
HOT ORAL lots of wizardy similes and metaphors
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Flitwick chases down an overdue book.
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After the first war, Severus is reprieved by law, but not by himself. It takes a special person to make him embrace life once more. Death, however, always waits.
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"Snape gets caught with his pants down".
This has a slight dub-con-ish vibe...
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“Petey and Ronnikins, sitting on a log, ready to S.N.O.G. snog!”
“Sod oooff.” Ron glowered at the twins and their devious grins.
The first time they’d taunted him about Peter was first year. Ron hadn't any idea who they were talking about, but sensed what they were accusing him of—“Snuggling up to Petey Pet all night long”—was something shameful. Two boys shouldn’t share a bed; Fred and George’s gleeful teasing made that clear.
A turning point in Ron's exploration of his sexuality comes immediately after the night of the full moon in June 1994, and it involves a fate-spun meeting with a young Severus Snape.
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05 May 2026
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On the Nature of Jealousy by venomousbarbie for Patriceavril
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2024
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Yeah, of course Peter gets jealous. Can you blame the bloke?
So he poured a little poison in the wine? So what?
No one was supposed to die!
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- Part 2 of Three Bastards and a Corpse
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Hagrid has been called to assist in some game-keeper work at Malfoy Manor one summer after the war. He ends up with a bit more than he bargained for.
Feeding / fat kink ahoy.
PROMPT: "The real reason Draco hates Hagrid? The half-giant also serves as the Gardener at the Malfoy Manor, taking care of the Lord and Lady of the house as much as he takes care of their landscaping. (Inspired by a discussion on the Hagrid episode of the Care of Magical Shippers podcast)" Prompt by PhenomenalAsterisk.
I took some liberties with prompt interpretation but I think it's satisfying.
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23 Apr 2026
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After the war, Severus finds himself dealing with excessively apologetic former colleagues, struggling through a difficult recovery from his injuries, and holed up inside Hogwarts in order to avoid the Ministry. Strangely, Filius is somehow making it almost enjoyable.
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Always by EllisBett
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson (TV Russia)
19 Mar 2026
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Neither Holmes nor Watson is happy with the way the story of the treasures of Agra has ended.
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05 Apr 2026
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Perfect intensity and unspeakable love ❤️
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The life of Severus Snape and Burdock
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03 Apr 2026
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9 January 1960
The baby came. During the witching hour, because of course he would. Toby noticed me glancing toward the clock as the midwife tidied up. Asked if the boy was unfashionably early, all smiling. He’s so proud. Gran used to say nothing pleased men more than proof they’re men, and she was right. Never seen Toby smile quite like this, nor seen anything near it since our wedding neither. About the clock, I didn’t know how to answer him, so I didn’t. Must’ve thought me worn out, I suppose. He told me to sleep and he’d wake me when the baby needed to eat.
So I slept. Suppose he didn’t have to wonder why I kept so quiet, for once. I never know what to say when he gets to asking about all I can’t answer.
His name is Severus. Toby doesn’t care for it. Were I cleverer, neither would I. Should name him William or Peter or Thomas or Henry or James, something proper and regular.
Then were I cleverer, I wouldn’t be here to begin with.
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Ianuarius Nonus: the ninth of January. A series of diary entries penned on Severus Snape's birthday, from the diaries of both mother and son. Written for the Snape Birthday Challenge 2026 Collection.
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- Part 1 of Permafrost
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Bookmarked by Notlibatiusborage
06 Mar 2026
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This is gorgeous. Strong voice throughout and a creeping fear and anxiety over things we know already as readers.
Gotta come back and comment
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This time, Lucius really thought he'd made it.
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02 Mar 2026
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Lovely interweaving of stories and nods towards Canon, just the thing I like. -
Remember Me to Cheetham Hill by Delphi for fabulous_but_evil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2021
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You know you’re not supposed to be here, and you know you shouldn’t be doing this. The only thing you don’t know is how many times it’s happened before.
Or, the one where Argus Filch’s summer visits to a train station lavatory where discreet gentlemen indiscriminately socialize are hijacked by a student with holiday plans of his own.
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26 Feb 2026
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The article, presented to him by one Lily Evans and a Narcissa Black, followed as such: "If you want to get a warm pair of defined arms to call your own, then you came to the right place! Alma Skeeter, renowned journalist and love connoisseur, will teach you all you have to know to not ever be alone in Valentine’s again. Following the Seven Steps to Your Dream Boyfriend you will be able to have a sweetheart of your own in no time. Alma’s great experience will be all you have to know to catch the perfect match; so hop along and prepare yourself for a bright, and very romantic, future!"
Severus looked at them, soul totally drained by darkness and evil, and agreed, resignedly, to their plans of finding him a cute boyfriend. What he didn't know, though, was that Sirius Black, daemonic and horrifyingly cunning Sirius Black, would jump at such a marvelous opportunity.
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17 Feb 2026
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As instructed, Draco turns his head just as he hears a high pitched chirping. A strikingly colourful bird with a red face hops around the feeder, pecking at the seeds and giving rapid bursts of that same cheeping.
"Goldfinch," Severus says quietly.
— Chapter 47, Poisonous
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09 Feb 2026
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Casting an eye to his former student, Severus saw Potter’s head loll onto the thin pillow. The young man faced the ceiling, expression inert and dull.
Why was he in a hospital bed next to Potter three years after the war?
In which Harry quits the Auror force to recover from a bout of depression, Severus starts an owl-order business from his country house, and they both learn what it means to be in a relationship for the first time.
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09 Feb 2026
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Jack’s Daydream by encrenoire_art for Notlibatiusborage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Feb 2026
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Just Jack having a little daydream about Fae Prince Severus ❤️😄🍀
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05 Feb 2026