MistressFi



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 90

    Tags
    Summary

    “Ilya, you don’t actually want to watch these, I promise. They’re just boring old kiddy games.”

    Ilya blinks. “Shane. Are you trying to tell me that I will not like something because it is ‘boring’? I think we have plenty of evidence that this is simply not true, no?”

    Shane fixes him with his most withering glare. “Well, if I’m calling something boring, imagine how boring it actually is.”

    “I know you are trying to trick me, Hollander,” Ilya states, raising a single brow. “But you will not deny me my right as your husband to see baby Shane in his tiny little skates.”

    Or: Shane and Ilya watch some of Shane’s old home movies. It leads to a few revelations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    2,533

    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    a collection of less/not safe for work artworks ive done that would get me nuked in real time if i posted them on certain socials

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    834
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    2,886

    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane joins the Centaurs and Ilya thinks he’s won the lottery. Maybe he did, but there are repercussions. For one, Hollander is impressive. Hollander wins games. But, he wanted to play with Shane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,774
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    9,914

    24 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,502
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,548
    Kudos:
    8,804
    Bookmarks:
    2,777
    Hits:
    98,612

    24 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    CENTAURS GROUP CHAT

    [July 26th, 2:49 AM]

    Young:
    [Image Description - Young, LaPointe, and Holmberg posing together shirtless. All 3 have brand new large Centaurs tattoos on their ribs. They are clearly hammered in the picture]
    TATTTTTEEEEDDDDDD

    LaPointe:
    yu are my brothrrs for liiiiifeeefe allll of u shud be heeereeee

    Holmberg:
    YESSSSSS WE MISS YOU
    Get your asses to Mexicooooooo rn
    ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    Young:
    CENS CENS CENS CENS CENS

    _____________________________________

    OR

    It's the Summer of 2022, and the Ottawa Centaurs have just won their first ever Stanley Cup. Shane and Ilya may be having a perfectly boring summer at the Cottage, but parenting their rookies via group chat is keeping them on their toes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    3,051
    Bookmarks:
    449
    Hits:
    14,821

    24 Jun 2026