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The Dove and the Dragon (Reverse Omens AU) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2025
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Since the beginning of time, there has never been a love deeper and more profound between two beings in all of existence. There's just one problem: the universe will never accept the love between a spit-fire dove and a lonely dragon with a heart of burnished gold.
Anthony the Starmaker and Dove of God, and Azrafael, a crass and surly dragon-demon who refuses to align himself with any of Lucifer's many legions, have been created to stand on opposites sides of the warring factions between Heaven and Hell. But neither Heaven nor Hell could have ever anticipated how deeply these two polar-opposite beings would fall in love with each other, nor how hard the two would fight together to protect the things they love the most... How hard they would fight to secure their secret romance in the stars even as the Fates continue to try and tear them apart.
But as they find themselves stumbling upon a mystery and a growing cadre of monsters and creatures hell-bent on terrorizing life as we know it, it will be up to the Dove and the Dragon to stop the calamity and find the peace to be with each other uninhibited and share in the joy of life and love that both lonely hearts desire more than anything.
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16 Mar 2026
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Mistaken Identity by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2024
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Crowley sends a risque photo to someone he just started chatting with online for lewd purposes, but he gets the mobile number wrong- thankfully, the person it reaches is an even better option than he would dare to dream of.
Sexting/phone sex featuring dirty talk, praise and degradation <3 for ineffablyruined's Ineffable Prompt a Thon, week 5: Mistaken Identity
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- Part 1 of The Arrangement
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- English
- Words:
- 4,284
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 156
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- 1,001
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- 114
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- 8,800
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27 Feb 2026
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Mint Tea by CopperBeech for Under_Their_Wings
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.
A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.
“I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”
“Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”
This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.
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- English
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- 31,486
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1,304
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03 Jan 2026
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Deliveries In The Rear, Please by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2022
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On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.
A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.
Just ridiculous smut.
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- English
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- 26,058
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
- Comments:
- 964
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- 924
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29 Dec 2025
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23 Dec 2025
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Such Delightful Depths by blackeyedblonde for Lilpy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2021
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“I can’t sit here and spell it out any more clearly to penetrate your thick kraken skull,” Anthony grunts. “I want your bless-ed tentacles, and I want them inside me—all over me, Ezra, in nooks and crannies that would make the Pope’s hat crawl off his ruddy head and hitchhike to hell itself. I want you exactly as you are, and that’s all there is to it, so. Are we good now, or have you got something else to angst about before shagging me senseless?”
Ezra makes a sound that suspiciously seems caught between a laugh and a cough. “No, I think you’ve cleared up the majority of my concerns, dear,” he says, bringing his hands up to Anthony’s chest before slowly dragging them lower, and by the time he reaches the angel’s hips the familiar hands are gone, replaced by the wet, supple glide of something different altogether. “Shall we begin?”
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- English
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- 12,534
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- 2/2
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- 449
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- 92
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03 Nov 2025
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The DILF Report by CemeteryAngel725, TawnyOwl95 for Andromeda4004
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Jun 2025
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Ever since his division at work was rebranded as the Department of Institutional Learning Frameworks, Anthony Crowley has been tasked with preparing the monthly DILF Report, a mind-numbing compilation of training surveys. But there’s only one DILF he really wants to report on, and that’s his boss, Aziraphale Fell.
When he screws up big time at work, he might just get the opportunity to do so.
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01 Sep 2025
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Summer, 1138, and the civil war brewing in England has come to the city of Shrewsbury, and the neighbouring abbey.
When Shrewsbury Castle falls to King Stephen Lucifer, ninety-four defenders loyal to Empress Michael are hanged as traitors. With a heavy heart, Brother Azirafael agrees to bury the dead–-and discovers a ninety-fifth body among the lawfully executed.
The only other person who seems to care about this extra victim is the enigmatic Lord Crowley. However, Crowley is King Lucifer's man, and while he could make an attractive ally, Brother Azirafael isn’t sure how far he can be trusted.
A Good Omens AU of the classic Brother Cadfael mystery One Corpse Too Many, by Ellis Peters
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01 Sep 2025
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Like Sleep To The Freezing by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2019
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A decade after their fight, Crowley wakes up to a new world and a different angel. What is he to do but don his human disguise and follow him to a certain discreet gentlemen's club? And if Aziraphale doesn't seem to recognise him, well, that's all for the better, isn't it?
He was going to leave after ensuring his angel was fine.
- Language:
- English
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- 30,289
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 190
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- 940
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- 210
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- 11,717
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24 Aug 2025
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Dr. Fell's Emergency Department by GlitteringPeanut42 (whatareyou42), Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508), whatareyou42
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 322,485
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- 3
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21 Aug 2025
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Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.
A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.
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- Part 1 of Of Fire and Falcons
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- English
- Words:
- 54,201
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 711
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- 794
- Bookmarks:
- 249
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- 16,067
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05 Aug 2025
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The Ranch by sixbynine
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2024
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- 35,671
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 49
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23 Jul 2025
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The Apple of My Eye (But the Garden of Eden Kind) by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2025
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The Arrangement is simple. During the day, Aziraphale is Crowley's brilliant assistant, capable and smart, always able to anticipate his needs.
And, sometimes, also during the day, Crowley is allowed to touch him. Not how he is desperate to, aching for. But the only way Aziraphale will let him be close.
It's enough. It has to be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,837
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 586
- Kudos:
- 457
- Bookmarks:
- 95
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- 12,450
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11 Jul 2025
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Play for Me the Music of Your Heart by Leviosally468
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley, a talented virtuoso violinist finally makes the move west to Nightingale Bay, Oregon after escaping a simultaneously promising yet toxic life at Elysian Conservatory of Music in New York City.
Aziraphale Z. Fell is Eastern Gate University’s friendly and talented piano professor and symphony conductor.
Let's see how that goes, shall we?
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Music Nerds
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 233,443
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Comments:
- 1,816
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- 1,112
- Bookmarks:
- 339
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- 50,431
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19 Aug 2024
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How the Bonfires Burn by TicketyBoo_laney
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Aug 2024
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Still reeling from a difficult few years, Aziraphale takes a position at the idyllic Camp Eden where he meets Crowley, who seems oddly familiar... and frightfully attractive.
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08 Aug 2024
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Initially, Aziraphale is fine with being kidnapped by Satanists on the way to his lunch date with Crowley. Maybe Crowley will show up and pull off a dashing rescue! Maybe Crowley will pretend he has to corrupt or deflower Aziraphale with his demonic... demon-ness! Aziraphale is good with either option.
Unfortunately, the Satanists already have Crowley too. And they want Aziraphale and Crowley to prevent the apocalypse, even though they already did that. It's all very awkward, and it gets even more awkward when Crowley gets force-fed a potion that makes him very snakey, and very much not his usual self.
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- Part 6 of Kaesa's Whumptober 2020 fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,403
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 570
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- 108
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- 5,383
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05 Jul 2024
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Crowley and Aziraphale experiment with some Christmas-themed toys.
- Language:
- English
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- 6,370
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 162
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- 26
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- 3,708
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04 Jul 2024
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Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. This is a collection of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting the chance to top and bottom. In the latest chapter, a visit to the museum doesn't turn out quite as planned.
Chapter One is a table of contents listing the kinks that happen in each chapter. Please consult that before reading.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,907
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 258
- Kudos:
- 1,630
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- 184
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- 55,905
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04 Jul 2024
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After the onslaught of the Armageddon That Wasn’t, it seemed the only beings - organic or occult - left to occupy the space were the plants.
The plants which adorned the bedroom, for instance, had found themselves in complete solitude for nearly the whole summer, by the looks of the slowly yellowing leaves on the trees outside their window. Wherever their master was, the silence and solitude was a nice change of pace from the typical leaf-shaking fear which accompanied the regular presence of the snarling beast that tended them.
Today though, the silence was broken.
A voice not unlike their long-lost master’s echoed through the wall, colored by affects of passion and exertion. Seems not only had someone brought home a guest, but if the muffled whimpers and frantic begging were any indication, it wasn’t their master that the plants should quake in fear of today.
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In which Crowley learns the consequences of cumming without permission.
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- Part 1 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,542
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 58
- Kudos:
- 972
- Bookmarks:
- 172
- Hits:
- 20,998
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04 Jul 2024
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Work of Heart by WickedWriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Nov 2020
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Aziraphale loved his volunteer duties at the library, he was able to surround himself with books and find a comfortable routine. He even made friends with the people who worked there, which helped to fight off the loneliness that settled into his life.
All due to one change in his usual routine, Aziraphale met Crowley‒ a fellow volunteer‒ who was almost the opposite of him in every way. Crowley was flashy and boisterous, and the children who attended his reading circle absolutely adored him. Although Aziraphale really wished he’d pick something other than horror stories to read to them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,303
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 240
- Kudos:
- 743
- Bookmarks:
- 160
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- 9,961
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11 Jun 2024