JAC_is_procrastinating_again
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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It is, it is a Glorious Thing to Be a Pirate King by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert
31 Dec 2025
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It's that time of year again--in order to save up to fix the roof of the Archer Estate School in Tadfield, the staff, children and parents put on a yearly musical. Aziraphale is ready to be musical director, and Anathema to produce it with the help of shy but competent stage manager Crowley.
However, at the last minute Gabriel Archer (Head of PE) announces that it will be produced and directed by Lucifer Morningstar and Carmine Zuguiber, some consultants doing work on the estate; and that the three of them are taking main parts. No-one's very pleased but Gabriel is part of the Archer family who own the estate and the land on which the school is built, so there's not much they can do about it.
Problem is, a week before the production Gabriel and his friends withdraw, along with the accountant who has embezzled everything they've earned so far.
Without the show, the school roof can't be mended and the school will have to close down.
But with several main parts missing, no money and even the teatime biscuits gone, how can the show possibly go on?
The little theatre company are determined to find out. -
Sherlock Hound & the Holme of the Baskervilles by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hound of the Baskervilles - Fandom
24 Feb 2025
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When a shopkeeper and his dog are kidnapped and the police draw a blank, there is only one place to go for help – the Saluki Sleuth himself, Sherlock Hound!
A not-very-canon-adjacent piece of fluff and nonsense with a happy ending.
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Crowley is in desperate straits.
He needs £50k, and fast, or loanshark Carmine Zuguiber will have his kneecaps.
There's no way in Hell he's going to be able to get that money together in two days flat.
No-one he knows would even have access to that much money, never mind lend it to him......well, no-one except Mr Fell would have it.
Just Crowley's luck that his only way out of this fix is by kidnapping the man he's had a major crush on for months.But a man with two bodyguards must have *something* worth protecting, right??
And Crowley is all out of choices.Series
- Part 1 of Kidnapping Mr Fell
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A man wakes up hurt, alone, and with no idea who he is or what happened.
Essaah finds him- a mute woman magically bound into servitude, who everyone seems to hate.They travel on together, but as trouble follows hot on their heels, it becomes clear that a dark presence is hounding them.
Why? And what does it want of them?He doesn't remember, and she can't explain.
But unless they figure it out really soon, their respective realms are going to be in some very serious trouble.
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- Part 1 of Voice of the Sea
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Author's note:
I've been avoiding doing fanfic for about twenty years now because I know full well I'll fall down the rabbit hole and not get any of my own stuff done. However GO S2 knocked that into a cocked hat. So my deal with myself is, for every fic I have to write one of my own, even a little one. Keeping them here to keep myself honest!! This series will be the first chapters of the ones I have lined up (and can't immediately decide between). Open to opinions if anyone's reading...
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To Love The Stars Too Fondly - Universe by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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Texts which all work within the same version of Good Omens.
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First Class (Hons) Christmas, University of Tadfield. by heloluv
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2020
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Dr. A.Z. Fell is a renowned literature tutor at the prestigious University of Tadfield. December is upon the University, and Dr. Fell is leading the Christmas Charity Drive. He needs volunteers.
Dr. A.J. Crowley is a skilled plant ecologist who recently began his tenure at UoT. He can't stand Christmas, and nothing at all could ever possibly convince him to partake in "festivities". Until a certain literary expert catches his eye.
A Christmas and New Years fic, in which Aziraphale teaches Crowley how to enjoy the most wonderful time of the year.
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Back Around Again by LadyArkin
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV)
03 Jun 2026
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Greg’s life had gone downhill following his divorce. His ex-wife made sure of it by screwing him in every possible way. He’d been so sick of it all, he’d wanted out of the marriage so badly, that he’d walked right into her trap.
Every single one of her traps.
It simply felt as if she’d manipulated and lied her way through the last two years of their lives.
By the end, he’d felt isolated, financially drained, broken, and just plain stupid.
As if to rub salt in the wound, Sherlock committed suicide by jumping off of St. Bart’s shortly thereafter. In the aftermath of it, he felt as if he’d also lost John. His last remaining friend.
By some miracle, he’s reborn to a random day a few months before his divorce. He realizes that he’s the only one that knows time is repeating itself. This time he wants to right what once went wrong and protect the people that truly matter to him. -
Forbidden Fruit by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2025
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When meeting Bee’s fiancé Gabriel, Crowley never expected to fall for his brother. However, Bee’s made one thing very clear: Crowley must not get involved with Aziraphale.
But try as he might to honour his promise, Crowley is hopelessly drawn to him. Amidst the secrets and lies, the boys must decide if they're willing to risk it all.
Forbidden fruit has never been so tempting.
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“Anthony, under no circumstances are you going to have sex with Aziraphale, is that understood?”
“Yep. Completely understood.”
Crowley was definitely going to have sex with Aziraphale.
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A Familiar Face by pilatesandpinot
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2026
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Aziraphale has agreed to watch Anathema's familiar Crawley while she's visiting her family in America. He's a low maintenance familiar, so he anticipates no problems with watching a big black dog that is his roommate's familiar. One night, he comes home from work, where he senses something is off...
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Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
02 Jun 2026
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Kitsune Udon by Miel_Rose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Apr 2025
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In this eastern mythology AU, Aziraphale, a recently retired vicar, travels to Japan to eat, pray, love. After an encounter with a mysterious red-haired stranger, he discovers there is more to life than he could have ever dreamed.
A big Thank You to my wonderful betas@Serenity_Black and @bohoteacher
Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
02 Jun 2026
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