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    "I promise I will not tell anyone else about what happens in this room tonight." Tim swears, raising his hand like he's making a pledge, "Regardless of whether or not I choose to accept and/or enact your proposed plan."

    "Ok great!" Kon grinned wide and bright before something nervous caught in it. Barely a moment later he smoothed it out again, flipped to the second page of his presentation, and announced, "I think we should have a friends with benefits arrangement."

    Regardless of whether or not he'd previously agreed to hearing Kon's proposal out, he could not have possibly stopped the knee jerk, "Absolutely not." From leaving his mouth.

    "You promised!" Kon accused, pointing a finger at him, "You said you'd hear me out properly."

    ……………………….

    Or, Tim and Kon engage in the weirdest game of platonic gay chicken the world has ever seen.

    (There’s no cliff hangers at the ends of chapters, so you can easily read it as is even though it’s currently a WIP)

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Chapter 14-

    REALLY freaking cute. Like what the fuck. Who gave them permission to be so adorable????? They are so mentally ill but they have managed to create a beneficial and heterosexual (for now 🤨) arrangement. "Friends with benefits" is not MEANT to be that complicated, Kon. That's why it's so much work for you!!!!

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    22 May 2026

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    SO FUCKING GOOD. LEGENDARY.

    "Spoiler: Got your concussy slonked silly style. (² Correction submitted 11/09/2022 by Spoiler, words added to database.)

    Red Robin: It’s serving gonked gourd. (² Correction submitted 11/09/2022 by Spoiler, words added to database.)"

    She had to make 100% sure they got that in there accurately. God's work by Steph.

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    Clark gets a visitor from the future.

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    21 May 2026

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    ABOVE ALL THINGS BE GLAD AND YOUNG!!! The title of this takes me out. They are family, even before having ever met!!

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    Jason gets in a fight at school and Dick, his kinda-sorta-maybe-brother, picks him up.

    For Batfam Big Bang 2025!

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    16 May 2026

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    THIS IS SO GOOD. The way this author writes them....

  5. Rec 55

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    In the aftermath of Scarecrow's takeover, Gotham City is slowly, meticulously putting itself back together.

    Jason only wishes he could do the same.

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    05 May 2026

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    Chapter 13-

    OH MY GOD. Wow. Simultaneously one of the most insanely riveting and horrifically frustrating reads of my life. The writing in this is so so good—I genuinely don't even know how this author has created this. Jason feels so real, and that has me incredibly invested in him but has created a perpetual urge to grab him by his shoulders and shake him violently until he is better and all of his problems are solved. I understand and appreciate and want the best for this guy so bad that it's making me mad at him. This fucking rocks, man.