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    Fans in uproar after Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov tweets “Only steers and queers in Vegas and I’m not a cow.” — is Rozanov gay or a homophobe? Vote in the poll below!

     

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    When beloved hockey player Ilya Rozanov finds himself in trouble after a drunken tweet Shane Hollander steps in and saves the day.

    How, you may ask?

    Well. Fake dating, of course.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    The chain is new, but this is undoubtedly his necklace. His mothers necklace. 

    Skipping his fingers greedily along the chain, Ilya hurries to put it on, fumbling with the strange clasp until he hears a satisfying click of it locking in place. The weight is more than he’s used to, sits heavy on his skin where the previous one had danced and moved with him.

    It could feel cloying, choking; instead, it offers reassurance.

    I’m here. Not lost. Still here.

    His chest heaves with another sob, and Ilya darts into the bathroom; he needs a mirror, he needs to see-

    The thicker chain, new and sparkling, glimmers even in the shitty hotel bathroom lighting.

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    Ilya loses his necklace, and it almost costs him Shane too.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Shane was excited. It was the first time Shane and Ilya would be playing each other since they had finally worked things out, and by some miracle (re: Yuna Hollander was the best momager ever) he and Ilya were going to get two full nights together after the game. They were going to do a join photo shoot, then get lunch and maybe catch a basketball game or something else sufficiently sports related to pass as a soft-launch for the idea that Rozanov and Hollander were capable of being friendly off the ice. It was a dream come true.
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    Ilya was terrified. This was the first time Shane would be coming to his house since the Tuna Melt Incident, and even though things were different now - they were official (if secret) boyfriends who had long-term plans for the future - Ilya couldn't help but worry that having Shane in his home would somehow ruin things again. Still, nothing is going to stand between him and two uninterrupted nights with his boyfriend - not a very pissed off Russian manager or stupidly incompetent rookies or a broken phone - not even his boyfriend dropping his gloves and picking a fight for the first time in their careers.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane has always trusted the Montreal Voyageurs, but it seems that trust was misplaced. In a post-game interview, a reporter informs him that his parents were in a car accident before his team ever did, and everything fractures in that moment.

    Months of patterns that have excluded him finally come to a head. Shane makes a decision that detonates across the league — and his life.

    A two-shot of Shane being ready to burn it all to the ground and finally choosing himself!

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Shane set his phone down after commenting, stretching his arms and smirking to himself. He might have just angered some fans of this guy named Rozanov, but he doesn’t care. Someone who looks so full of themselves needs a reality check every once in a while. Also, the possibility of Ilya seeing his comment is low, so he’s not worried at all. Little did Shane know, his comment caught the attention of thousands, including Rozanov himself.

    Or A Heated Rivarly Instagram AU

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    19 Jun 2026