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    After coming back from David and Yuna Hollander’s home, Shane and Ilya wake up confused, no longer in the cottage they had confessed their love in.

    They weren’t the only ones confused and out of their homes.

    So many people joined them. Friends, ex-girlfriends, teammates, and even the MLH commissioner.

    All to watch the truth between the two so-called rivals right before their eyes.

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    The people in this theatre would be getting a whole show full of intimate feelings and everything Shane and Ilya kept closely guarded inside their hearts, even from each other.

    Shane’s eyes crossed Ilya’s and he could instantly tell what Ilya was thinking.

    We are so fucked.

    AKA…the characters of Heated Rivalry react to the show.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Ilya wakes up confused. He’s pretty sure he fell asleep at home, in bed, with Shane fast asleep in his arms, but he wakes up on a flat surface with a pinch in his lower back. Had he fallen off the bed in the middle of the night? Neither he nor Shane move much in their sleep, but he supposes it isn’t impossible.

    He levers himself up on one hand, stretching out his back slightly as he sits up. He’s definitely not in his bedroom anymore. The room he’s in is large and full of bulky hockey players spread out across the floor. Their soft groans and quiet questions begin to filter in his ears as they wake up as well. He sees some players he knows are on the Voyageurs, some of his own teammates, some coaching staff, and even some WAGs like Jackie Pike and Cassie Boodram. But the most important person in the room is laid out next to him, face slack and peaceful with sleep.

    “Shane,” Ilya urges, shaking him. “Shane, wake up.”

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    The obligatory characters watch their own show fic.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane groaned, reaching out his hand to search for Ilya. His eyes were still closed, but as awareness came to him, he realized, without opening them, that he was no longer at home, in their bed, cuddled up with Ilya. The air was different, the floor a different material, and he could no longer feel Ilya’s body pressed against his.

    He sprang up when that knowledge finally hit him full force. Where was Ilya?

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    How half the hockey world is kidnapped and forced to watch Heated Rivalry.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Frank thought that if a gun was ever pointed at him, all he would feel is fear. Turns out, if Mel was behind him, all he would feel is anger.

     

    He heard a sob tear its way out of Mel's throat, and suddenly he was talking.

     

    "Hey, man," He said softly, proud that he managed to keep his hands from shaking as he held them out in front of him and kept eye contact with this lunatic. "It's- it's Teddy, right?"

     

    When the man didn't say anything (but also didn't fucking shoot him), he took that as a sign to keep going.

     

    "I'm Frank. I'm gonna listen to you, okay, man? But I gotta help my wife get over there, too."

     

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    S1Ep9 of Criminal Minds, but the train is heading to Pittsburgh. And instead of Elle, it's Hotchner, Morgan, and Prentiss on the train. Oh, and Dr. King and Dr. Langdon.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “Ilya,” Shane slurs.

    “Is that your partner?” Robby asks.

    “Sir,” everyone’s eyes shoot to where Ogilvie stands, a shocked expression on his face.

    “Yes, Dr. Ogilvie,” Robby says.

    “Mr. Hollander’s mental status is rapidly deteriorating."

    “What signs do you see?”

    “Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander’s rival. They are known to utterly despise each other. If he is saying he is in love with Rozanov, his injury is worsening.”

    Shane snorts and starts to laugh uproariously. “Noooo. I don’t diss… despise him. I love him."

    **NHL player Shane Hollander faces a serious injury while playing the Penguins. He is rushed to the ED, to the always capable physician Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch who is back from his sabbatical and working to rediscover his empathy. Shane’s injury is tenuous, and Robby needs to find a decision maker immediately, but things are never that easy at the Pitt. What he discovers will reveal secret relationships, start difficult conversations, and perhaps be a step in his journey to rediscovering the great doctor he knows he can be.

    What if Shane’s injury happens in Pittsburgh and he is taken to PTMC? The crossover you never knew you needed

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    19 Apr 2026