18 Bookmarks by HelenRad
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All Hands On Deck (Dick?) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2020
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“Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”
Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”
Fell was firm. “Yes.”
Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”
“Indeed.”
“Sir, are you sure?”
Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.- Language:
- English
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- 5,132
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 353
- Kudos:
- 997
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- 231
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- 6,466
Bookmarked by HelenRad
16 Aug 2021
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Crowley would never admit it, but the fastest way to get him majorly turned on is telling him he’s nice and has done well at something. Well, he wouldn't admit it until he’s forced to admit it because he spontaneously orgasms while Aziraphale is praising him for something.
OR: Three times Crowley was too stubborn to admit he has a praise kink, and one time he really didn't have a choice.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,253
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 119
- Kudos:
- 1,315
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- 14,462
Bookmarked by HelenRad
25 Apr 2021
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In which Crowley goes back to the Garden of Eden to retrieve an apple, and ends up spending some quality time with his younger self.
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- English
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- 9,045
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 197
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- 1,053
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- 8,000
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25 Apr 2021
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Love Exists in Eight Hours Between Heaven and Hell by AppleSharon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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When they did attempt spoken communication, it would often end quite poorly for one or both parties, culminating in hurtful verbal sparring matches like their more recent rows at the bandstand or kerbside in front of the angel’s bookshop.
The circumstances of communication in their relationship, in a word, unfortunate, given the fact that they loved each other very much.
When considering the multiple millennia between them, it was quite ridiculous.
So She, in her infinite wisdom, granted them a reprieve.
They had eight hours.
Another "You can stay at my place" fic, based on this prompt:
"I need the night before their executions so badly. Both of them realizing they have nothing left to lose and no one there to stop them from being together anymore."
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- Part 3 of Good Omens Kink Meme Prompt Fills
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,065
- Chapters:
- 7/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 120
- Kudos:
- 498
- Bookmarks:
- 83
- Hits:
- 7,747
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25 Apr 2021
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Katabasis by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Sep 2019
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Crowley has been discorporated and is being held hostage by Hell in exchange for Aziraphale's help. A terrible time is had by all, as Aziraphale tries to free Crowley and Crowley struggles to hold on long enough to be rescued- not a position he enjoys being in, even without the torture.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,549
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 101
- Kudos:
- 727
- Bookmarks:
- 146
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- 8,486
Bookmarked by HelenRad
25 Apr 2021
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Завлечёт тебя к волне (Tempt You Toward the Flood) by bangbangbaby, Lonesome_Rider
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV) RPF
12 Aug 2023
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Дэвид и Майкл разговаривают о днях минувшей молодости, делятся дикими воспоминаниями, и Дэвид рассказывает об одной фантазии, которую всегда хотел осуществить.
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- Part 1 of Slag stories
Bookmarked by HelenRad
25 Apr 2021
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The Allure of Fungi by Wotwotleigh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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Kyle is a young man facing an uncertain future, but things take a turn when he lands a job at A.Z. Fell and Co. He's still not sure where his life is heading, but one thing is certain: it's about to get a whole lot weirder.
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- English
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- 25,969
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 281
- Kudos:
- 822
- Bookmarks:
- 200
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- 7,673
Bookmarked by HelenRad
10 Jan 2021
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In which Aziraphale interrupts Crowley during an intimate moment, and then learns a few things.
- Language:
- English
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- 6,593
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- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 235
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- 2,263
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- 19,132
Bookmarked by HelenRad
03 Jan 2021
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Crowley receives a text from Aziraphale requesting help. Which leaves him with no choice but to head straight for the bookshop. They've both made choices in the past that have kept them apart. But now the angel needs him, and Crowley's feelings for him are about to be dragged into the light.
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- English
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- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 210
- Kudos:
- 2,029
- Bookmarks:
- 364
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- 17,337
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16 Nov 2020
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Смотреть by WTF Good Omens 2020 (team_Good_Omens)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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Он думал, что никогда не хотел взаимности, никогда не хотел отдачи, никогда не хотел брать — лишь целовать до скончания веков эти руки в тишине, в полутьме, в безопасности.
Bookmarked by HelenRad
12 Nov 2020
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Step a Little Closer by Mackaley for chamyl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2020
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“A duel,” Aziraphale blurts out. Crowley lifts an eyebrow and Aziraphale clarifies. “We should have a duel. Heaven and Hell never actually got their war, but well. With the uniform. We could pretend, determine who would have been the victor if it came to blows?”
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Crowley finds an old uniform and Aziraphale decides to relieve some tension by using swordplay as foreplay, obviously.
Bookmarked by HelenRad
12 Nov 2020
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,774
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,115
- Kudos:
- 5,785
- Bookmarks:
- 1,753
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- 64,810
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02 Nov 2020
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Эйфория by bangbangbaby, fandom Good Omens 2020 (team_Good_Omens)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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— Уверен, что это хорошая идея?
— Надеюсь, что нет, ведь тогда она тебе понравится.- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 5,231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 158
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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- 1,207
Bookmarked by HelenRad
24 Oct 2020
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Изысканная трапеза by fandom Rabinovich Songs 2020 (WTF_Rabinovich_Songs_2020), Fannni
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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-— Я хотел спросить тебя еще кое о чем, — невозмутимо продолжал Азирафаэль. — Хм... как бы это сказать? Когда ты… — Он похлопал себя ладонью по бедру, видимо, в поисках вдохновения. И тут Кроули сделал ошибку, встретившись с ним взглядом, потому что Азирафаэль снова вызывающе подмигнул ему, прежде чем продолжить заговорщическим тоном: — Когда ты… хм… ужинаешь... вне дома... какими столовыми приборами ты предпочитаешь пользоваться?
— Прошу прощения? — со всей возможной приветливостью уточнил Кроули, изо всех сил стараясь, чтобы в столовой ничего не вспыхнуло от его раздражения.
Азирафаэль бросил на него укоризненный взгляд, как будто Кроули вел себя очень глупо.
— Когда ты, скажем так, доставляешь себе удовольствие… едой, Кроули. Ты предпочитаешь делать это... ножом?
При этих словах Азирафаэль бросил выразительный взгляд на свою промежность, и Кроули подумал, не выйти ли ему из столовой через ближайшее окно.
— Или ложкой? — Еще одна приподнятая бровь. — Или же, хм, скажем, вилкой?
— А что, черт возьми, может означать вилка в подобной ситуации? — прошипел Кроули сквозь стиснутые зубы.Bookmarked by HelenRad
16 Oct 2020
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Неблагие знамения by erlander
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2019
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Оказывается, возобновить Апокалипсис всё же возможно. Никто не говорил, что это будет легко.
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20 Sep 2020
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Принцесса с большой дороги by fandom Good Omens 2020 (team_Good_Omens), zlayapanama
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2020
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Легенда о Деве и Змее, столкнувшаяся с грубой реальностью.
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- Русский
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- 3,374
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 14
- Kudos:
- 92
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 486
Bookmarked by HelenRad
09 Sep 2020
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О, вихри возможностей, пламя безумных страстей by Reya_Dawnbringer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jun 2020
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Перевод фика These curious passions, these chances (автор Ark).
1941, Блиц, церковь, спасенные книжки и Новое Соглашение у Азирафаэля в магазинчике.
В бога душу мать, он влюбился в Кроули!..
Bookmarked by HelenRad
13 Jun 2020
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Это наконец-то ты by sad_cypress
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Feb 2020
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- Ты хочешь… что? - переспросил Кроули. Азирафель вздохнул и посмотрел на него с улыбкой.
- Посмотреть кино, Кроули. И буду очень рад, если ты составишь мне компанию.Bookmarked by HelenRad
18 Mar 2020