5 Bookmarks by GetOutOfHerr

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    “I could be your three out of three.”

    When Shane blinks at him, Rozanov pushes his hair back, curls bouncing back wetly.

    “I am an alpha, yes? And I am single. Sometimes, I am asshole. This I admit. Charming asshole, but still asshole. But I would–for you, I would be nice.”

    Shane Hollander has a plan for his first natural heat in five years: Hayden’s couch, strict boundaries, and absolutely no complications.

    The plan did not account for Ilya Rozanov.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Draco is mortified when moments prior to departing for the most anticipated destination wedding of the year, he is cruelly dumped. But when he learns that Harry Potter has, at long last, split with his horrible boyfriend, Draco is certain his luck has changed. Never a man to squander an opportunity for revenge (and what would probably be a spectacular shag), Draco vows to make Potter his for the weekend.

    Now all Draco has to do is convince him.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    [Today]

    So, yeah. That’s how it started.
    Rozanov gave Hayden a pale pink leaflet and told him that his best friend offered Hayden a free prostate massage.
    And Hayden accepted it.
    Technically, it’s his own fault, but Rozanov really is the best scapegoat in the world.

    Hayden thinks if Rozanov knew about all of this, he’d blame himself, too.

    or: Cliff Marleau is a masseur who offers tantric massages and Hayden gets a sample... of fucking course it spirals out of control.

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    09 Jun 2026

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