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    Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.

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    Draco is mortified when moments prior to departing for the most anticipated destination wedding of the year, he is cruelly dumped. But when he learns that Harry Potter has, at long last, split with his horrible boyfriend, Draco is certain his luck has changed. Never a man to squander an opportunity for revenge (and what would probably be a spectacular shag), Draco vows to make Potter his for the weekend.

    Now all Draco has to do is convince him.

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    [Today]

    So, yeah. That’s how it started.
    Rozanov gave Hayden a pale pink leaflet and told him that his best friend offered Hayden a free prostate massage.
    And Hayden accepted it.
    Technically, it’s his own fault, but Rozanov really is the best scapegoat in the world.

    Hayden thinks if Rozanov knew about all of this, he’d blame himself, too.

    or: Cliff Marleau is a masseur who offers tantric massages and Hayden gets a sample... of fucking course it spirals out of control.

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