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    “Do you remember that one night we went to The Ritz? It wasn’t too long ago now,” Aziraphale brings up all of a sudden. Crowley gives him a puzzled look.

    “Yes, I think I do remember,” Crowley looks past him and swirls his wine around. “Which was it, the dozenth time or the second dozenth time I took you to The Ritz this last year?” he asks rhetorically, ever the epitome of sass.

    “Well, it’s about what happened…after.” Aziraphale fidgets in his seat.

    “What, the bill?” It almost looks like Crowley’s face is trying to contort into one giant question mark.

    “No, no. After we got back. The, um…” Aziraphale makes a bobbling gesture with his head as though trying to shake the words out. “That,” he finishes.

    Crowley stares mouth agape as he thinks about this, his eyebrows colliding so viciously, one might think they were fighting to switch places.

    After a good few seconds of facial contortion, Crowley shifts with realization.

    “Oh,” he puts simply. “Yes, that.” Crowley sits up a little straighter.
    OR - Crowley and Aziraphale have been in a relationship for a small while and Aziraphale doesn't know how to ask to have sex

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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    12 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy woke up married, employed, and utterly confused. Why was he in Grimmauld Place? Who hired him as a Hogwarts professor? How did he acquire a husband? Good thing his aforementioned husband was apparently the Head Auror. Harry Potter was used to saving the world, right?

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    07 May 2026

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    Harry rescues Draco Malfoy from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years after the war. Draco is not as Harry remembers, as Azkaban leaves its mark on even the strongest of wizards. With no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry's care, Draco needs Harry's help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Chronically touch-starved, Crowley decides to try one of those "professional cuddling" places. Aziraphale volunteers there for reasons of his own. Crowley gets attached far too quickly, but it's not as one-sided as he thinks.

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    18 Nov 2025