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“Where are you going?” Troy asks.
Ilya rolls his eyes, “Taking a piss. Why? You want to come?”
Three steps later the plane falls from beneath him.
He knows when his head smacks the ceiling: They’re going to crash.Or
Ilya is standing when the plane drops. When he's taken to the hospital Shane has to figure out what he's willing to do to be with him.ON HIATUS
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“I don’t know what happened at your appointment that made you so upset, but I’m not going to stand here and let you keep punching the fucking tree. What kind of husband would leave their partner alone to hurt themselves?”
“One who knows how to listen.”
“Fuck you. What would you do if it was me?”
Ilya shakes his head. As if Shane would ever let himself lose control like this.
“What, would, you, do?”
“It doesn’t matter because it would never be you. You are not pathetic like I am.”
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Ilya snaps after a bad day and Shane is the only thing that can calm him down.
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- Part 3 of ⟡ sad Ilya ⟡
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“I don’t need to see a doctor. I am fine. You’re worrying for nothing. Let’s just go to sleep.”
Go to sleep? Shane huffs, Ilya thought it was fine. It didn’t matter if he was in pain or danger? They should just move on? As if.
“It’s not nothing. I’m worried about your health. Which you don’t seem to care about! Tell me one reason that I shouldn’t be worried!”
“Because I didn’t take them.”
“What?”
“I threw the bottles away when you left. Happy?”
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Ilya doesn’t keep pills in his house and Shane finds out why.Series
- Part 2 of ⟡ sad Ilya ⟡
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“Rozanov, did you hear me?”
“What?” His accent is thicker than usual.
“I said, I don’t know if it’s worth jumping over.”
Ilya almost laughs. They know each other’s bodies more than anything else, and yet ... Shane can see that there is something wrong in him tonight. Is it written on his face the same way it’s in his genes?
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An exploration of what Ilya was doing on the roof in Vegas.Series
- Part 1 of ⟡ sad Ilya ⟡
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“I’ll wait for you over there Daddy Lou,” Claudia flashes her signature blinding smile and skips over to wait at their usual table.
Bricktop watches her go fondly, “I swear she's got her mother’s smile. Don’t know where she gets all that cheek though.”
Louis chuckles, “I can tell ‘ya she ain’t get it from me.”
He hadn’t expected to be a father at 22, especially not to a kid that wasn’t biologically his own. Lily had been his best friend and when she passed, leaving Claudia behind with no other family in sight, what else was he supposed to do? Leave her baby to the wolves? But now, ten years on, he can’t imagine his life any other way.Or
Louis has been raising Lily and Lestat’s daughter as his own, but what’s going to happen when Lestat finds out and decides he wants to be involved?
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strange days are here again by hollanov_1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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Ilya rubbed at his face with both hands, trying to knead the heaviness away. It didn’t budge.
Probably just caught something from the kids, he thought to himself. Some kind of virus.
Except he'd been feeling like this for weeks now. Maybe longer. It was hard to tell. The days blurred when you were tired, and he’d been tired for longer than he wanted to admit.
Maybe it was something still lingering in his system. That happened sometimes, right? Viruses could hang around. He'd read that somewhere. Post-viral fatigue.
Yeah. That was probably it.
Some dormant virus still working its way out of him.
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Ilya and Shane are married with kids, living the life they fought for. But Ilya's depression is rearing its ugly head again.
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- Part 8 of Our House
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18 Jun 2026
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.Series
- Part 1 of star’s 5+1
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17 Jun 2026
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Not the same by jumpsuit_en (jumpsuit)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jun 2026
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Ilya had never thought being on the same team as Shane would turn out to be more complicated than being rivals.
Or: Ilya tries to have one difficult conversation as Shane’s captain. Shane tries to fix the entire problem by fixing himself.
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- Part 2 of Hollanov on Ottawa Centaurs
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15 Jun 2026
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I Keep You Safe by ShutUpGwen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Apr 2026
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How did he let this happen?
Shane's not sure.
One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's
gorgeoussweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...Well.
Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.
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Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.
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- Part 1 of Finding Family
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14 Jun 2026
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Staring at the Sun by Nerve_Itch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating.
The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice.
“I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”
Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.
“Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"
Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little.
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Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.- Language:
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