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Felis Black did not ask to be here. He did not ask to plunge through the ceiling and land flat on his ass in the middle of a room of snot-nosed brats who were currently staring at him like he’d grown a second head.
Now, here he sat in a pile of drywall and dust, armed with nothing but two hours of sleep, raging ADHD, and a deep, hallucination-tinted understanding that this whole wizard thing must be a very bad (or very good?) dream.
Unfortunately for the wizarding world, a sleep-deprived Felis has absolutely zero impulse control—and he happens to know exactly how this entire story ends. If these kids think a twelve-year-old talking to a snake is a crisis, they are not ready for a guy who hasn't slept since Tuesday, can hear the castle walls vibrating, and is about to treat the sacred timeline like a sandbox.
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Sorry, Humanity - It’s Entirely Loki’s Doing by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
12 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter survives a war at seventeen and spends the next three years becoming something between a vigilante, urban legend, and an international problem.
Then Loki comes for the Tesseract.
Unfortunately for SHIELD, Harry has been waiting for the chance to meet him. Fortunately for Clint Barton, the morally questionable wizard with daddy issues seems weirdly interested in him too.
…or maybe SHIELD is fortunate that Harry decides fighting his father sounds fun, and Clint is unfortunate for falling right into feelings.
Eh. They’ll figure it out.
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21 Jun 2026
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Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes from a Graduating Senior’s Life by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Jun 2020
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When Peter's Teacher announces that his Graduating Class's Senior Trip is going to be to Stark Industries, the place where Peter has an internship, and where he spends so much of his free time, he is... less than enthused. No one believes his Internship is real and frankly, he just doesn't want to deal with it, but between May and Mr. Stark, he doesn't really think he's going to get much of a choice.
He's going to have to go
At least Ned is excited about it.
And hey, he has a month till the actual day, maybe he'll fall into a pit or get carried away by a stork-themed villain or fall into a Coma or something before the dreaded Field Trip- Language:
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07 Jun 2026
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After two hundred and forty years, Harry Potter thought that he'd seen it all, until he is transported back to 1977. In the midst of Voldemort's first rise to power and both sides of this war won't let him sit this one out.
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27 May 2026
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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04 May 2026
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One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
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In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
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10 Mar 2026