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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    [Sandor Clegane x Transmasculine Reader] (Nicknamed Reader)

    A jester with a sharp wit hellbent on revenge and a knight blunter then the weapons he wields find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other.

    (would probably look best on Ao3's default skin)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Leon – Leon, shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!”

    “You shoot the eye!”

    “You trust me that much?!”

    “I can duck!”

    “Bullets?!”

    Frantic and too anxious to use the handgun, you throw a flash grenade. It doesn’t do anything. Despite being chased by a mutated and inhuman monster, Leon still has time to throw you an incredulous look.

    In your stupidity, you forgot to pull the pin.

    (Alternatively: It is September 1998. You are nineteen years old and living in Racoon City. Or, you were, until about five days ago. Now you're just surviving, and badly at that. But hey, at least you've got Leon Kennedy by your side, right?)

    (Alternatively alternatively: Your life sucks. The end.)

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    28 May 2026

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    At the tourney of Ashford Meadow, a particular servant meets a particular hedge knight and his squire.

    All of Westeros will come to know the tale.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    "You should be so mad at me."

    "Oh, furious," he panted, drawing her body closer to his. Beneath pretty blond lashes, his eyes were bright and twinkling. "Can't you tell?"

     

    Daeron knew he meant to go down in history as another fail son of the Targaryen line—knew he’d die young, knew he’d do the same in life as he did in death: disappointing his father, his family, his name. He knew he’d never know love or passion unless it came out of the bottom of a cup or the skirts of a whore. He’d seen it all in his dreams.

    He didn’t see Mariyam Storm and all that she’d be to him, until she shot him with her crossbow.

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Vice Admiral Garp is undone by a sundress, strategic sabotage, and one very dangerous woman.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    A DragonAge Kink Prompt was requested:

    "So, kind of like a modern girl in thedas situation, but instead of a person it's a god.

    However, no one really believes that they are a god because the fade is interfering with their power. Until they physically go into the fade and boom! All the powers! How do the companions/LI react to that?"
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    Coyote volunteered.
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    Updates as life and spoons allow.

    I promise I haven't abandoned the fic, and won't! And, frankly, couldn't. Coyote would probably sing "Three hundred bottles of beer on the wall" to me every night in my dreams until I relented, if I tried! XD

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Moving to an island where everyone is big on the surf scene and other oceanic happenings might not have been the brightest idea for someone so afraid of anything that has to do with water. you make do by spending your days looking after the Bed & Breakfast, trying not to burn the house down when you fry a few eggs, and obsessively scrolling through Eijirou Kirishima’s social media page. He’ll never notice you, and you think you’re fine with that, until a mysterious force washes into Ms. Shuzenji’s pool after a particularly nasty storm.

    Hitoshi Shinsou is a pain in the ass from the get-go, but you put up with him, fins and all, when he promises he can help unite you with your soulmate. The catch? The fish is hellbent on taking back what was stolen from him, and he won’t lift a gracious finger until he gets what he came for.

    You’re helpless to lend him a hand, so long as you stay dry. Unless, of course, he has other plans.

    You know how the saying goes: you rub his fins, he’ll rub yours.

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    24 Jul 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 48

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    Some would say they had each other at 'hello', You were amused by his "Fuck Off" more than anything in this small town.

    Was it wrong to repeatedly bother the town's drunk on purpose? Nah.
    Is it creepy to shower him in weird gifts? Of course not! You do that to everyone!
    Should you continue attempting to make conversation with him while you block his way to work? Absolutely.

    Once you get close enough, you can convince him to marry you for tax benefits and be yours. Two birds, one stone.

     

    Or:

    Shane is a flustered, depressed bean, and the farmer is a classy woman, flexing on him and subtly seducing him with her charms~

    I think the weak ass horny bitch arc is overrated. Stop being a clingy, stuttering, damsel in distress. So why not switch it up? This man ain't gonna know what tf he got himself into. ',:)

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    22 Jul 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 3

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    Modern woman finds herself in the middle of a lovecraftian/horror-version of the legend of King Arthur. Or something resembling a version of that legend, anyway. Fun times.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    You looked up at the flag, the Jolly Roger they called it, and stared beyond towards the vast expanse of blue water. A tense ball of fire churning in the pits of your stomach was determined to make you throw up overboard.

    You could handle this, you've read and watched enough stories to know how to get by. But there was just one tiny problem with this whole 'Transported into an Anime' predicament.

    You never watched the show.

    [Readers who never watched One Piece can still enjoy this fic, Readers who have watched One Piece will ENJOY this fic :)]

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    04 Jul 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 17

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    A prank gone wrong, a sudden transformation, and the realisation that life will never be the same again.

    A "Jon becomes real" fanfic told from Jon’s perspective. It explores the ups and downs of being suddenly stuck in a physical body, and how this unexpected turn of events affects Jon's relationship with Sherlock.

    After some consideration, I have decided to split this story into two parts. This is Part One

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    22 May 2025

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    Plucked like a fish out of water, you try to make the best out of a bad situation in Bree. Then, one day, this Hozier-looking dude showed up at The Pony.

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    23 Apr 2025

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    The reader gets transported to Middle Earth and finds themselves at the beginning of the LOTR movies. She tags a long with the fellowship, becoming the tenth member and wreaks havok while saving the world.

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    22 Apr 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 53

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    What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring.

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    06 Apr 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 23

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    A woman's attempt at escaping her shitty marriage ends up getting her caught up on the wrong side of the Black Gate and stumbling into the hands of the least liked orc in all of Mordor.

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    31 Mar 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 39

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    [1:31 AM]
    girl I know this is going to sound insane but there's a guy in the walls

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    18 Mar 2025

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    15 Mar 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 61

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    "Maybe that's what she needed right now; to sleep with someone without any emotional connection, with out any feelings at all just pure carnal desire." Grieving after the loss of Graham, Emma goes looking for a distraction, she doesn't expect to start falling for the man she goes to for it.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    You didn’t just not peak in high school - you crash-landed straight into the pit. Your downfall started the second they shoved you into the ensemble after what was, frankly, an objectively amazing audition. But of course the leads went to the theater department nepo babies and the choir kids with parents who “donated” lighting equipment.

    So yeah. You hated musicals now. Theatre, Broadway, all that good stuff - instant fight-or-flight. And when the Wicked movie promo was plastered everywhere for months? You were living in your own personal hell.

    Which is exactly why the universe decided to clown on you and drop you into Oz of all places. And not as Glinda or Elphaba or even someone with a name. No, you woke up as a literal background extra who probably doesn’t even get listed in the program! The magical equivalent of “Girl #3.”

    But you refused to get stuck in the ensemble ever again. Not here, not now. If fate was going to cast you as a nobody, fine - you’d just rewrite the script.

    Even if it killed you, you were getting a line. Or two. (Maybe even a solo if the universe felt generous!)

    Hell, while you're at it, you might even snag a love interest or two!

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    04 Feb 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 83

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    Katel was young when it happened, her leg became twisted and damaged.
    Aju-Lei came all the way to Skyrim from Black Marsh to find his fortune.
    On a cold, snowy day just like any other, their lives would intertwine.

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    13 Nov 2024

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