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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    [Sandor Clegane x Transmasculine Reader] (Nicknamed Reader)

    A jester with a sharp wit hellbent on revenge and a knight blunter then the weapons he wields find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other.

    (would probably look best on Ao3's default skin)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Leon – Leon, shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!”

    “You shoot the eye!”

    “You trust me that much?!”

    “I can duck!”

    “Bullets?!”

    Frantic and too anxious to use the handgun, you throw a flash grenade. It doesn’t do anything. Despite being chased by a mutated and inhuman monster, Leon still has time to throw you an incredulous look.

    In your stupidity, you forgot to pull the pin.

    (Alternatively: It is September 1998. You are nineteen years old and living in Racoon City. Or, you were, until about five days ago. Now you're just surviving, and badly at that. But hey, at least you've got Leon Kennedy by your side, right?)

    (Alternatively alternatively: Your life sucks. The end.)

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    28 May 2026

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    At the tourney of Ashford Meadow, a particular servant meets a particular hedge knight and his squire.

    All of Westeros will come to know the tale.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    "You should be so mad at me."

    "Oh, furious," he panted, drawing her body closer to his. Beneath pretty blond lashes, his eyes were bright and twinkling. "Can't you tell?"

     

    Daeron knew he meant to go down in history as another fail son of the Targaryen line—knew he’d die young, knew he’d do the same in life as he did in death: disappointing his father, his family, his name. He knew he’d never know love or passion unless it came out of the bottom of a cup or the skirts of a whore. He’d seen it all in his dreams.

    He didn’t see Mariyam Storm and all that she’d be to him, until she shot him with her crossbow.

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Vice Admiral Garp is undone by a sundress, strategic sabotage, and one very dangerous woman.

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    29 Mar 2026