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This is the Miss Congeniality/Zootopia AU no one asked for.
That’s it.
That’s the summary.
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Verdigris by DefinitelyNotPie
Fandoms: Dragon Age, Dragon Age Awakening, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
30 Apr 2020
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After saving Ferelden & losing Alistair to the Archdemon, Elissa Cousland becomes Commander of the Grey stationed at Vigil’s Keep, where a prisoner awaits her sentencing. A prisoner that will turn her already tumultuous world upside down.
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Öiale (Forever) by DefinitelyNotPie
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
25 Oct 2019
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Haldir discovers a stranger in the forest that he is wholly unprepared to vanquish.
Pre-Hobbit, Pre-LOTR
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Dissonant Verses by DefinitelyNotPie, MysteriousObject
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
02 Oct 2019
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A series of moments will change course of their lives when Alistair and Morrigan are reunited at Skyhold after 10 years.
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(the rest is) silence by DefinitelyNotPie
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins
22 Jun 2019
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A few precious moments in time for Alistair and the Warden as they embark on the most difficult mission of their lives.
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This is NOT a story about Alistair and several women; the female Warden in this is ambiguous and could be from any origin.
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Scheherezade 'verse by DefinitelyNotPie, sgam76, TheGracefulBlueCat
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
26 Mar 2026
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“Sorry,” he muttered nonsensically to the rags - because, of course, he would; Sasha had once told him that he’d apologise to his own mugger - and it took a second to work out why it was unexpected, when the rags mumbled something back.
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24 Nov 2024
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“Well, it is very nice to meet you,” Bard said, after a moment. “And I offer my warmest welcome to the street. I do hope you enjoy it.”
A year in the life of strangers.
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23 Mar 2024
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Only True in Fairy Tales by Dragonflies_and_Katydids
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
13 Oct 2015
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In which Dorian is a special forces operative, Bull is his partner, and Cullen is the guy they're sent to rescue. Hijinks ensue.
Written because I wanted a story where Dorian rescues Cullen from physical danger. Because I like rescue-fic, and mainly what I've seen is the other way around (Cullen rescuing Dorian).
In the name of not leading people on...The E rating is for eventually (cf "slow burn" tag above): I'd say this is T rated until chapter 15, and it doesn't need the E rating until chapter 25. Just so's you know!
ETA: ART!!! Because there are few things I like better than badass Dorian.
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- 110,150
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by DefinitelyNotPie
15 May 2023
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The Song of the Stone by MaevesChild
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
13 Aug 2015
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Bookmarked by DefinitelyNotPie
01 Apr 2021
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I Sang In My Chains Like The Sea by orphan_account for lincesque, IronPanda
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (2013)
21 Sep 2013
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In which Bilbo is a Jaeger pilot candidate, and Middle Earth stands on the brink of destruction.
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- Part 1 of Pacific Rim AU
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- 56,487
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by DefinitelyNotPie
17 Sep 2020