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Ilya Rozanov? Ok. by Cleoptrix
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Apr 2026
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Everyone is born with the first words their soulmate will say to them tattooed on their body. It’s considered polite to try to make your greetings unique, to avoid any potentially life-altering, terrible miscommunications.
Ilya Rozanov is not polite.
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Mel meets Langdon at a bar two days before her very first shift in the Pitt. And they really hit it off...
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- Part 2 of Cleo’s The Pitt fics
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"Mel really likes him, is the thing. She remembers being a kid at summer camp, and how strangers would feel like the best of friends after only a week, because they spent so much time together, they got close quickly. Summer camp has nothing on just one full shift in the ED."
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- Part 1 of Cleo’s The Pitt fics
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Complicity by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2024
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“You are going to be betrothed soon. And after that you will marry. And infidelity is against the Lan precepts.”
“Premarital sex is also against the Lan precepts.” He rocks his hips into Xichen’s. “And you’ve broken that one a hundred times.” Xichen looks at him.
“You know the actual number, don’t you?” Guangyao throws his head back in a laugh. Strokes Xichen’s jaw.
“Any way you count it, it's over a hundred.” He smiles. “What’s one more rule broken?” He whispers, standing up on his tiptoes to nuzzle Xichen’s nose with his own.
Lan Xichen is obsessed with Jin Guangyao for several decades: The Story
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“Richard Hendricks is exploding in one of his many infamous tantrums and Jared pulls him out of the meeting. Then he’s throwing up in the nearest hidden trash can out of anxious anger and Jared is following him to rub circles on his back. And he’s really close, and they’re alone in an empty server room, and this is how so many of Richard’s fantasies go, he hates everything about his life.
He's wondered before if they’re synched up. Alone in their own homes, but imagining being together. Remembering the moment earlier that day when they touched. And Richard knows those fantasies of Jared’s must be uncomfortably close to Richard’s. Jared doesn’t fantasize about being loved, but about being useful. Imagines being used.”
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Will’s a different man now than he remembers being. He wonders how experiences can change you without remembering them. He has scars now. A lot of them, and some of them are altogether gruesome. He steps naked out of the shower, and his scars smile at him. Someone gutted him once. And he thinks the cynical way he views the world was carved into him deeper than his memories.
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Birthday Hats by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Feb 2022
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Lan Xichen is extremely happy with his boyfriend and his life. He’s not stressed at all. Except for the very small hiccup that he’s extremely stressed! He has no idea what he’s going to get Jin Guangyao for his birthday!
Standalone one-shot for jgy’s birthday
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- Part 2 of The Gold Lotus Extended Universe
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A Cup of Tea by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Nov 2021
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"The teapot is resting on its stand, empty cups stacked next to it. But there is another cup, half full, resting in front of where a-Yao always sits. There is a mark upon the rim, of oil and wax from a-Yao’s lips, that so often chap in the winter. There is a secret thrill that suddenly fills Xichen, at the idea of placing his mouth on the same cup a-Yao drank from. Tasting what a-Yao’s lips would taste like."
This is just an indulgent fix-it with little to no regard towards the delicate political tensions of canon. Enjoy!
Please CHECK THE TAGS for this one.
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The Gold Lotus by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix) for himbohaggins, cowherdly
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Aug 2021
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Jiang Wanyin is having a very stressful day, because the man he’s been in love with for over ten years just walked in the door. Jin Guangyao is trying to plan a wedding. And prevent it from escalating into physical violence. Nie Huaisang is attempting to seduce away Jin Guangyao’s husband. (If only he knew.) Lan Xichen is just here to have a good time and eat fruit. And look, he’s all out of fruit.
Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao are partners. Business partners. Whoops, Nie Huaisang and Lan Xichen didn't hear that second part. And JC and JGY have no idea, they just keep bickering.
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- Part 1 of The Gold Lotus Extended Universe
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Definitely Not Being Stalked by Cleoptrix for cowherdly
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jun 2021
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Elias is perfectly appropriate in his capacity as Jon’s boss. But there’s something uncomfortable about him all the same...
But Jon doesn’t have time to dwell on it. So it’s a long time that the thought sits in his mind, untouched and unexamined. And in the meantime, there’s Martin.
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Sunburst by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2021
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It's late. It's raining. But Meng Yao is locked away somewhere warm with a tall, beautiful boy. Money was exchanged and requests were made. Now all Meng Yao has to do is keep his head. It's just, he's never done this before either...
Deleted scene from Silly Man.
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- Part 2 of Would it not be very fine?
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A Thief in the Night by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2021
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“Huaisang sits at Mingjue’s bedside and seethes. Mingjue lies there, tied down to keep him from thrashing. Covered in fresh white bandages, already soaking through with blood. Baxia shudders and groans, rasping in her sheath.
They whisper to him that it’s too late, that it’s time to put Da-ge out of his misery, but Huaisang just banishes them from his council if his advisors dare to say it to his face.”
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Burning by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2021
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There’s a knock at the door.
“a-Sang, it’s only me.” Huaisang hears Jin Guangyao whisper. And his voice is so soft and gentle, like a balm. Like the medicine he had tried to press into Huaisang’s burnt hands as he slammed the door shut on him hours earlier.
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- Part 2 of CQL/MDZS Canon Compliant One-Shots
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“I doubt you could afford me.” Meng Yao says. “I’m very expensive.”
Two boys having a very bad day indeed, meet in an alleyway in the rain. Both of their days get better after that.
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- Part 1 of Would it not be very fine?
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His blade was made special for him, as all Nie blades are. It was very thin, light. Almost not a saber at all. And with the spirit of the hawk Huaisang had hunted, it would be a formidable blade. Nie Huaisang did not want a formidable blade.
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- Part 1 of CQL/MDZS Canon Compliant One-Shots
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AN HOUR?!? by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix) for himbohaggins
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
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“Where are you going?” Asks Jiang Wanyin.
“Lan Zhan says it’s eight o’clock.” Says Wei Wuxian, stretching.
“So?” Demands Wanyin. “It’s early.”
“Oh, terribly. But Lan Zhan goes to bed at nine so if we want to spend any time together, we have to do it before then. Wuxian steps close to Wangji, grabs his arm with both hands and waggles his eyebrows at Wanyin. Then laughs as Wanyin pulls a disgusted face and starts shouting at them to leave.
Deleted scene from Ribbit.
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- Part 2 of The Pommel Frog Chronicles
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Ribbit. by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix) for @deretbeshelar on tumblr
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Nov 2020
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Jiang Cheng is just leaning down to kneel for meditation, Sandu in hand, when he hears it. "Riiiiiiiiiib-bit." He looks down at the frog on Sandu’s pommel as it blinks at him. Jiang Cheng stares. Then the frog takes a leap off the pommel and goes sailing in an elegant arc over the balcony to plunk into the lotus lake.
For a moment he can only stare, dumbstruck, at the ripples where the frog landed. He looks down at his sword, now pommelless, and back at the lake.
Yes, this is a pommel frog fic, what more do you want?
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- Part 1 of The Pommel Frog Chronicles
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The first night after reuniting with her family is not any harder than the 4000 nights preceding it. Lucretia tells herself this is not a lie.
But she has missed wooden ducks.
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Amethyst's first memory is of darkness. She slips out of stone and falls to her knees. She is alive.
Just a little thing I wrote a while ago and thought I'd share. Pearlmethyst.