Cleoptrix
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Ilya Rozanov? Ok. by Cleoptrix
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Apr 2026
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Everyone is born with the first words their soulmate will say to them tattooed on their body. It’s considered polite to try to make your greetings unique, to avoid any potentially life-altering, terrible miscommunications.
Ilya Rozanov is not polite.
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Mel meets Langdon at a bar two days before her very first shift in the Pitt. And they really hit it off...
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- Part 2 of Cleo’s The Pitt fics
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"Mel really likes him, is the thing. She remembers being a kid at summer camp, and how strangers would feel like the best of friends after only a week, because they spent so much time together, they got close quickly. Summer camp has nothing on just one full shift in the ED."
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- Part 1 of Cleo’s The Pitt fics
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Complicity by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2024
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“You are going to be betrothed soon. And after that you will marry. And infidelity is against the Lan precepts.”
“Premarital sex is also against the Lan precepts.” He rocks his hips into Xichen’s. “And you’ve broken that one a hundred times.” Xichen looks at him.
“You know the actual number, don’t you?” Guangyao throws his head back in a laugh. Strokes Xichen’s jaw.
“Any way you count it, it's over a hundred.” He smiles. “What’s one more rule broken?” He whispers, standing up on his tiptoes to nuzzle Xichen’s nose with his own.
Lan Xichen is obsessed with Jin Guangyao for several decades: The Story
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“Richard Hendricks is exploding in one of his many infamous tantrums and Jared pulls him out of the meeting. Then he’s throwing up in the nearest hidden trash can out of anxious anger and Jared is following him to rub circles on his back. And he’s really close, and they’re alone in an empty server room, and this is how so many of Richard’s fantasies go, he hates everything about his life.
He's wondered before if they’re synched up. Alone in their own homes, but imagining being together. Remembering the moment earlier that day when they touched. And Richard knows those fantasies of Jared’s must be uncomfortably close to Richard’s. Jared doesn’t fantasize about being loved, but about being useful. Imagines being used.”
Recent series
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CQL/MDZS Canon Compliant One-Shots by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2021
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Canon Explorations
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All my various fics written for The Pitt
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- 29,142
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This is the Pommel Frog Chronicles
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Would it not be very fine? by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2021
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This is the collection of Silly Man and deleted scenes.
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The Gold Lotus Extended Universe by The Bathhouse (Cleoptrix)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Feb 2022
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Fics set in the same universe as The Gold Lotus
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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Bookmarked by Cleoptrix
21 May 2026
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NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.metrooos @hockleberry
guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily--OR--
Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.
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06 May 2026
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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- Part 4 of hr social media fics
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22 Apr 2026
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the friendships we made (and ruined) along the way by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Jackie: Just think of it like this:
Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?
Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.
Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉
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22 Apr 2026
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when the right one comes along by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.Shane: He is great.
Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?
Hayden: NO.
Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
Shane: That would be irresponsible.
Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
Shane: God. Fuck my life.Series
- Part 1 of when the right one comes along universe
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Bookmarked by Cleoptrix
22 Apr 2026