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Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit by JustAnotherWanderingOne
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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“Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
Everyone else is just along for the ride.Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.
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- 73,890
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08 Jun 2026
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Like Cats and Dogs by bajuwa
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2025
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In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?Series
- Part 1 of SuperDog & BatCat (Soulmate Familiar AU)
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- English
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- 80,988
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- 32/32
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27 May 2026
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In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.
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- English
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- 68,792
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- 21/21
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- 5
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27 May 2026
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lovers' lane curse by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Feb 2025
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“You know, I heard tongue piercings are a sign of risky sexual behaviour and promiscuity,” he says, and then lowers his voice as he talks to Suguru, “Are you a slut, Suguru?”
Suguru did his own tongue piercing - eighth grade, bathroom mirror, several misses until he got it right. To mask the swollenness, he said his throat hurt and that’s why he was having trouble talking - his parents bought it, at least for a few weeks when they noticed it shining in his mouth.
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In which they're out on a mission, and Satoru keeps pulling on Suguru’s pigtails.
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- Part 6 of Ama's Smutty One Shots
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28 Jan 2026
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A Matter of Timing by flames_dance for ManxomeFaux
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
05 Nov 2021
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Jason finds out he's pregnant when Dick is offworld.
Dick is...not thrilled when he comes back.
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- 9,206
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- 1/1
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22 Jan 2026
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Turn It On in a New Kind of Bright by thebodydies
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Jun 2024
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An unusually powerful solar flare causes an extreme radio blackout and damages the Watchtower… and all the Kryptonians disappear. The rest of the Super family refuse to answer questions about what happened to them. But Conner finds Tim.
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- 15,348
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- 4/4
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22 Dec 2025
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But still your secrets (I will keep) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2023
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“What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”
“We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”
Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”
“This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”
Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.
Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”
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Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.
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- 48,200
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- 7/7
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26 Nov 2025
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Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”
Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”
“Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”
(Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)
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- English
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- 12,950
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- 1/1
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20 Nov 2025
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That meant he had to bring Clark into this now. That didn’t mean he wanted to. However, Bruce was a professional. He was Batman. The mission came before everything, even unwarranted, strange feelings towards one's coworker.
Especially one he'd mated with out of convenience.
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Or, Bruce needs Clarks help with a case. Unfortunately.
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- English
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- 44,285
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- 11/12
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09 Nov 2025
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“So, good news,” Tim started, trying to think past the feeling of Kon nuzzling his scent gland. “I don’t think you’re sick. Bad news, I’m pretty sure you’re presenting.”
His eyes fluttered open at that, pupils blown and gaze unfocused.
“Presenting?” Kon repeated.
“Like, as an alpha.”
For TimKon Week 2022: Day 3: First Times
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- Part 3 of TimKon Week 2022
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- English
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- 4,315
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- 1/1
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02 Nov 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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- 76,785
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- 13/13
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22 Oct 2025
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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- English
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- 45,880
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- 1/1
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- 52
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15 Oct 2025
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In Love With Justice by PlotsOfCoffee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Mar 2023
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Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.
Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.
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- Part 1 of DC Fics
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- English
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- 9,819
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 76
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- 682
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- 383,439
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03 Oct 2025
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Second, Third and Fourth Chances by henriwhooman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 May 2025
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Batman and the rest of the league suffer a devastating loss, the only way to stop it is for batman to lock the threat in their dimension- by traveling to a new one.
Having to start over twenty eight years in the past and needing to learn a whole new social structure Bruce is forced to work with this dimension's version of his dead best friend.
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29 Sep 2025
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mutual tidal lock by kamocomon
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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eunjang high had a way of chewing up the weak, especially omegas, spitting them back out as hollow husks. a beta like yeon sieun could’ve chosen to blend in, but there was something about the way he carried himself with those unbending, unflinching eyes—sharp as knives—that made him a beacon for assholes.
ahn suho thought he was kind of cute.
(or, what if sieun met suho at eunjang instead?)
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- English
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- 35,831
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 180
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- 1,816
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03 Sep 2025
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Alfred makes a desperate plea to save his ward.
Clark…handles it.
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23 Aug 2025
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Hit the ground running by msOdds
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
11 Jun 2023
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Bruce knows that Clark wants to be his mate, but his body and mind are contaminated by Joker’s blood and he’s afraid of tainting Clark with it too.
One year after Batman’s death, Bruce, accompanied by his best friend and confidant, returns to Gotham. The short visit propels their relationship along its natural course in a way neither of them could prepare for. When Bruce runs away, he unknowingly triggers a ritual as old as time, where Alphas hunt Omegas down and claim them.(Arkhamverse A/B/O, post-Arkham Knight)
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- Part 8 of Superbat's super crack collection
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23 Aug 2025
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Want You (To Want Me Too) by collectingseaglass (orphan_account)
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
30 Jan 2024
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I-Land is over, and Sunoo did it. He won. He’s going to debut, a brand-new star about to take the stage. After what feels like an eternity, here he is, on the threshold of his dreams.
Everything is perfect.
Until it isn’t.
OR: Alpha Park Sunghoon, with his grumpy attitude and indifference, is a constant thorn in omega Kim Sunoo's side. However, he holds a big secret—Sunoo is his fated mate.
- Language:
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- 16,727
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- 4/4
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- 103
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- 2,471
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19 Apr 2025
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frostbitten by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
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When an ice dragon takes up residence in their valley and ushers in a winter so harsh it threatens to kill everyone and everything caught inside it, Geto Suguru sees only one option: slaying the cruel creature. He leaves his village behind in order to do so and along the way encounters a handsome young nobleman with white hair and blue eyes… who decides to join him on his journey.
Or: Suguru goes dragon-hunting, unaware that the dragon he seeks is already in his company and sharing his bed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,377
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 837
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- 4,392
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27 Mar 2025
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You can do it, Satoru!!! by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Dec 2023
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“It’s just a one time thing, I promise.”
Satoru’s a little sad to hear that, but he’s not gonna let this get between him and Suguru.
“Right. One time thing. Never gonna happen again. Got it.”
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Gojo Satoru's Quest to Seduce a Tsundere Omega, one poorly timed heat cycle at a time.
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- 16,948
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 102
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14 Jan 2025
