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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
    On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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    Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
    Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?

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    27 May 2026

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    In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.

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    27 May 2026

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    “You know, I heard tongue piercings are a sign of risky sexual behaviour and promiscuity,” he says, and then lowers his voice as he talks to Suguru, “Are you a slut, Suguru?”

    Suguru did his own tongue piercing - eighth grade, bathroom mirror, several misses until he got it right. To mask the swollenness, he said his throat hurt and that’s why he was having trouble talking - his parents bought it, at least for a few weeks when they noticed it shining in his mouth.

     

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    In which they're out on a mission, and Satoru keeps pulling on Suguru’s pigtails.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Jason finds out he's pregnant when Dick is offworld.

    Dick is...not thrilled when he comes back.

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    22 Jan 2026