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    “You, uh.” Stede hesitates, not sure how, exactly, to phrase what he wants to ask. “How do you know a Portuguese prison guard, then?”

    Izzy shrugs. “I get around.”

    [Five times Stede witnesses people reacting particularly curiously to Izzy, plus the one time he finds out what other skill Izzy is known for across the seven seas. Or, as Ed puts it: “Izzy’s been leaving a string of broken hearts and aching dicks all across the Caribbean for the last twenty-odd years.”]

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    After not hearing from their dear former burglar for over a year, rumors of a lost hobbit child reach the Lonely Mountain, and Erebor's two princes make it their mission to find him and keep him safe. Meanwhile, that former burglar has lost his dear nephew in the Mirkwood, and seeks him out.

    Unbeknownst to him, that boy talks a lot about his uncle's adventures.

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    11 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    John woke up from a recurring nightmare from his time spent tortured in hell. Ray and Nora comforted him.

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    22 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    And there he knelt in the middle of a field which would end up being the modern day Lake District utterly exhausted. He knew he’d been overdoing it, magic always came with a cost and a week like he had came with a steep one, but he had a job to do.

    John heard the team coming looking for him so he took in a shaking breath and got to his feet, ignoring the piercing headache the action brought on and walked towards the voices until they came into view on the outskirts of the village.
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    Or: John becomes magically exhausted and collapses, Ray and Sara are there for him

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    20 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    The library looked as though it had been bombed, books and other equipment strewn across every surface. It wasn't until a particularly large tomb nearly smacked her in the face that she realised that a good deal of the items in the room were flying around as if caught in a tornado. There was an odd crackling and static to the air as she stepped inside, closing the door behind her.

    There was no sign of John in the room, if you ignored the magical mayhem. The fact that anyone could recognise this as a magical event caused by distress, warlock or not, was extremely concerning. “John?” she called out and, for a moment, the chaos seemed to falter before continuing.

    There was no response.

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    Post Legends of To-Meow-Meow Johns not as fine as he made out to everyone, dispite Johns best efforts Sara's really is a good friend.

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    20 Mar 2026