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    Mon Horrible Chéri by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Nov 2023

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    Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
    “Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
    “That’s right.”
    “And how long is this trip, exactly?”
    “One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
    “Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
    They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.

    (Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?

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    The Effects of Touch Intervention in Contact-Averse Patients: A Case Study by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    26 May 2026

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    "Robby’s just a little… skittish, you know?” McKay said, nodding slightly, affirming the unimpeachable truth she spoke.

    Jack blinked. “What do you mean?”

    She glanced into the patient's room, then back at Jack, a quick burst of skepticism crossing her face. “Look at him,” she urged gently. “He looks like he wants to run through the wall Looney-Tunes style just to escape a hand on his arm.”

    A revealing chat with McKay brings up some unexpected questions for Jack regarding Robby's apparent aversion to touch. Being of a scientific mind, he can't abide by his previous oversight. Naturally the only course of action is to embark on a rigorous, methodical investigation into the matter. For the sake of curiosity, obviously. No other reason.

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    As Luck Would Have It by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams  

    20 May 2026

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    A self-proclaimed wizard and his sentient luggage, a spacefaring hitchhiker from Betelgeuse V and his favourite hairless ape, the semi-omniscient Antichrist and his plus one, a holistic detective, a homicidal dirt muppet, a CIA agent back from the dead, a bowl of petunias, and the actual, really real gods of fate, luck, and fear.

    What do all these things have in common?

    Probably absolutely nothing. Improbably? Well, that’s the problem.

    Sheer, dumb luck and a cosmic chain of coincidences have tied the strings of fate into a Gordian knot, forcing the paths of our unlikely protagonists to cross, for better or worse.

    Dirk Gently wouldn’t describe this as a worst-case scenario. Not because of naive optimism (though that definitely plays a part). Rather, because the phrase implies that alternative scenarios were ever possible. In Dirk’s experience, that’s never the case.

    And speaking of cases, it looks like he has a new one on his hands.

    So what the hell is going on and why is all this happening?
    “42!”
    “No, still doesn’t fit.”

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    The Life of Saint Harrowhark (with commentary) by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    01 Jun 2025

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    Being the life of Saint Harrowhark written by her beloved and most faithful congregation, with commentary by the Daughter of God.

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    Demon of the Lamp by for Sonnet23

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    08 Jan 2022

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    The lamp of the (mighty and powerful) djinn Crowley has fallen into the hands of a human named Aziraphale. Now Crowley has to grant him three wishes. Or two if Aziraphale is merciful enough to set him free.

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    dearly departed by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    12 Sep 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

    ***

    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    Oh, To Hell With The General Public! by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    20 May 2026

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    “Crowley?” the angel asked softly. His eyebrows looked almost painfully pinched. “Whatever happened to your eyes?”

    “S’just contacts, angel,” Crowley muttered, suddenly feeling as if his collar was choking him. “They’re not permanent.”

    “But why?” Aziraphale blurted.

    Crowley wasn’t sure what answer he’d wanted, but it certainly hadn’t been that one.

    “They’re little plastic discs the humans made,” he rasped around the lump swiftly forming in his throat. “All sorts of colours, whatever you want, but they just sit on top. Clever little buggers haven’t figured out permanent yet, but I’m sure— ”

    “Crowley, no!” the angel snapped, slamming his glass to the table. After a deep breath in, he seemed to compose himself slightly. “That is… well... what I mean to say is…” Aziraphale trailed off with a defeated sigh. “Oh Crowley, why ever would you change your beautiful eyes?”

    ⊹ ˖ .𓆩⟡𓆪 ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚯ ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𓆩⟡𓆪. ˖ ⊹ 

    Crowley discovers coloured contacts. Aziraphale does not approve.

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    In Pleasure's Clothes by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    23 Aug 2019

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    Crowley had always garbed himself like an expensive, Gothically-inclined rent boy; and moreover, Aziraphale had known him for several thousand years and had never known him go anywhere cramped or sweaty unless he was on the job.

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    Three Times Aziraphale Stalked Crowley In Gay Clubs And One Time He Moped At Wilde’s Grave

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    affection and other cravings by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Sep 2023

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    “But you admit it! You did tempt me!”

    “I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

    He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”

    “Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”

    or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

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    what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    28 Feb 2024

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    His hand slips a little as he pours the toxins into a cup. He’s taking more than he should, but who can blame him for wanting to get ahead a little? The more poison he consumes, the more he’ll be able to tolerate.

    It would only make him stronger once he pulled through anyway, he thinks as he downs the poison. It fights through his throat as if it knows it doesn’t belong in his body.

    His head starts to spin. Ah, it seems the numerous toxins he’s consumed have started to kick in. Sure, he had to take a day off, but he hardly minded. More time to spend with Zhongli. Of course, he’d have to wait till the man got off from work and whatnot, but he’d have plenty of time to spend with him now that he didn’t have any obligations for the next day.

    Mithridatism, or the act of poisoning oneself in gradually increasing increments to gain immunity, is all in a day's work for a Fatui Harbinger.

    When Childe takes just a little more than he's supposed to, however, things don't go so well. But when he gets out of this, his immunity to the poisons will be stronger than ever, so it can't be that bad. And at least Zhongli's here to take care of him through it all.

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    Lead me to the banquet hall by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    02 Jul 2019

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    Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...

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    All's Fair In Love And Serial Killing by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    31 Oct 2020

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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Don't mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

     

    [EDIT 31.10.2020: now with art!]

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    Hetalia Seer Snippets by

    Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers  

    19 Nov 2020

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    A collection of plot-bunnies, drabbles and ficlets set in the Seer-Verse, where there are some humans who can see Nations for what they really are.

    Snippet 1 - Jack had only even seen Alfred angry once.
    Snippet 2- Jack wanders into Arthur's Library

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    Choices by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    05 Nov 2022

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    Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.

    Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.

    In the end, it is just a series of choices.

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    Olive You Too by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    16 Jul 2025

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    Aziraphale arrived back at the cottage to find his partner locked in close combat with what appeared to be a jar of kalamata olives. Crowley was bent over the jar, gripping it with both hands — one attempting to hold it in place, the other wrenching fruitlessly at the top — muscles flexing and face screwed up in effort.

    Oh, dear.

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    To Sizhui by for DizziDreams

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    01 Jan 2022

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    Lan Wangji did not know how to conceal his interest, so he did not. He was sure that Wei-gongzi knew, his cheeks flushing, words stumbling whenever he caught the intensity of Lan Wangji's gaze.


    Lan Wangji meets Yunmeng Jiang's Wei-gongzi during a nighthunt. Even if he had no interest in the cultivation competitions, Lan Wangji should have met Wei-gongzi during Gusu Lan's guest lectures earlier, or at least heard of his capabilities. The both of them travel together for a month, and Lan Wangji becomes sure that the kind, brave, and intelligent Wei Ze is his life's cultivation partner.

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    Written by the Victors by

    Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis  

    05 Sep 2007

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    Caroll, Franklin R. Atlantis Revisited. New York and London, Routledge, 2011.
    Chapman, Denise. Several Kinds of Genius: The Life of Rodney McKay. NY: Harper Perennial, 2015.
    Croft, Rosalind. City of Spires: A Memoir. Toronto: The Mercury Press, 2009.
    Dugan, Paul. A Political History of Atlantis. Oxford: OUP, 2012.

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    Just Because You've Done It Before Doesn't Mean You'll Do It Better by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    02 May 2026

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    In 1986, Vecna wins, turning Hawkins into a dystopian nightmare. Six months later, Steve―a hardened alpha―is sent by some primordial being back to the past. October 1983, exactly: before Will went missing, before Barb was killed, before Nancy broke up with him…before he even presented as an alpha.

    At first he’s thrilled at this new chance to change the future, but soon he realizes that it's a lot tougher than expected. Altering the past has unexpected consequences, and Steve, unfortunately, is an idiot. Before he can stop it, things seem to be careening out of control.

    In the middle of all of this, one question keeps nagging at him: why is Eddie Munson acting so weird?

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    heartsease on the high seas by for ShiranaiAtsune, Kimicornio, lonelystalker9

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    02 Sep 2024

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    Aboard the luxurious RMS Titanic, Aemond Hightower-Targaryen, a cold, closeted Edwardian gentleman, meets Luke Dawson, a roguish and charming artist. Their whirlwind romance intensifies as they continue to cross paths, but a deeper, more sinister connection from their past constantly threatens to surface. Namely, an age-old vendetta about an eye.

    Will they recognize each other and make amends, or will their fates be forever sealed in tragedy like the Titanic?
    Mystery, history, and tragedy abound!

     

    Disclaimers: Knowledge of Titanic (1997) is not required to enjoy this story! 🍋 in Ch. 8+. Playlist link in beginning notes!

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    In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    10 Feb 2020

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    Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.

    Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

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