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Ranboo watched as Tommy and Tubbo bickered. They didn't even know what those 2 were fighting about this time.. 2 minutes ago it was about bread… maybe it was about bread again? They sighed. It was too hard to keep up with their arguments. They had given up on documenting their arguments after the first 5 he had witnessed- all of which were in the span of 8 hours. Ranboo sighed and sat down on the bench, deciding to wait for the other 2 to join. There was no way they would hear him over their own voices. This was fine! Ranboo could wait! Maybe.
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Tubbo rolled his eyes as Tommy yelled some stupid ass insults at him. God he was annoying! Who cares if Tubbo ate half a slice of his bread? He was hungry! Tubbo opened his mouth to scream over him, but something caught his eye. He looked over and saw Wallibear drag- OH MY GOD IS PURPLED DEAD?!
Tubbo starred with his mouth wide open as Walli dragged a limp Purpled over in the group's direction. Tommy seemed to notice that Tubbos attention was clearly somewhere else, as he punched Tubbo in the arm.
“Ow! What the fuck?!” Tubbo hissed, turning to glare at Tommy, “What was that for??”
“You stopped paying attention!”
“Yeah, because Purpled's dead!”
“WHAT?!” Tommy grabbed Tubbos shoulders and shook him “WHERE?!”
Tubbo pushed Tommy off and pointed towards Walli, who was still very much dragging a limp Purpled towards them. He was much closer now. Tommy's mouth dropped open as he sputtered out a bunch of nonsense. The 2 of them continued to stare until Walli reached them and smiled.
“Hey guys! Mind if I drop Purpled off?”
“YOU MURDERER! I WANTED TO KILL PURPLED FIRST BITCH!” Tommy went to lunge at Walli, but Tubbo held him back. Walli looked at the 2 with confusion.
“Murderer? I haven't killed anyone.” The 2 boys blinked as they looked down at Purpled. Walli followed their gaze and grinned.
“Oh he's fine! He's just mad at me” Walli said cheerfully, “I told him that I’m bringing him to a playdate, so he went limp to make it harder. But Wallibear always wins!” Walli grinned and crouched down to pet Purpleds head, “Bye bye Purp! Have fun with your friends!” Walli stood up as Purpled flipped him off and cheerfully ran off.
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If there was one person Purpled wanted dead the most right now, it would be himself. Or Wallibear. Either works. Preferably Walli actually. He's the reason Purpled wanted to die anyways.
His current situation was him laying flat on the ground with 2 people standing over him. He was pretty sure Tommy was kicking him. What a pain. He wanted to go back to his house and sleep. This was annoying. And he was going to stab Tommy if he kicked him one more time.
“Get up purple bitch!” Tommy shouted, going in for another kick. Purpled grabbed his leg, causing him to trip and fall. Welp. That's his cue to stand up. Purpled slowly got up from the ground and dusted himself off. He sighed and looked at Tubbo, ignoring the flailing Tommy on the ground.
“I hate you all and I don't want to be here.” Tubbo grinned and grabbed Purpleds arm.
“You wanna be best friends? Yay! Tommy was getting on my nerves.” Tommy squawked.. for some reason. Purpled was pretty sure he was human. He sighed. What a pain. May as well get this over and done with.
“Fine. I’ll be your friend for today only.”