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When Crowley and Aziraphale had come to LA for a vacation they did not expect to see the devil there much less helping at a crime scene but here they were weren't they
Crowley and Aziraphale were walking down a road in LA to the beach they hadn't noticed the yellow police tape until it was right in front of them as they were too immersed in each other to do so
they were about to turn around and walk away and take a different route when
“Crawly?”
Crowley turns around out of habit really people never seem to get the name change its annoying sometimes
And when they turned around they realised the presence wasn't some imp as thought they were not exactly someone they would have a cup of tea with either
“Lucifer can you focus please.” A blonde lady with her hair up in a tight bun said walking up to him looking slightly annoyed “You can't just walk awa- what are you looking at?” She cuts herself off
“Yes sorry detective just I think I saw an.. old associate of mine” he acknowledged though distracted “I'll just be right back”
Crowley grabbed Aziraphale’s hand and started walking away quickly
“Crawly!?” Lucifer called after them
Crowley ignored him
“Crawly!” they tried again as he chased after them
Crowley groaned and stopped and turned around “Crowley!”
Lucifer looked confused “What?” they questioned
“Crowley! It's Crowley now!” Crowley squawked
“Ah sorry”
Crowley looked incredulous ‘Did the devil just apologize to them what the fuck was happening’ Crowley thought
Aziraphale looked just as confused but that was probably because they genuinely didn't realise who was speaking to them
Lucifer seemed to realise this and looked at Aziraphale “Hello there Lucifer Morningstar, the devil and you are?” he introduced
Aziraphale's eyes widen in realisation and stood in front of Crowley protectively
“ngh” Crowley squawked in surprised
Lucifer looked rather confused now
That was when that same blonde lady from earlier caught up to them “Lucifer!” She paused to look at Crowley and Aziraphale for a moment then seemingly brushed it off
“There you are! what the hell are you doing we have a potential suspect”
“Ahh yes sorry about that detective I was just um saying hello to like I said an old associate of mine” he glanced at Aziraphale and Crowley
“What kind of associate?” The ‘detective’ accused lightly
“well detective well cra- Crowley sorry” he rambled the last bit directed to Crowley
Aziraphale seemed to take this all the wrong way “Don't blame Crowley for your son”
“Son!?”
The ‘detective’ and Lucifer chimed in unison “I don't have a so- oh wait do you mean that ‘antichrist’ kid did Beelzebub put that in action?”
“Antichri- wha- lucifer what's happening” the ‘detective’ asked confused
“I- well detec-”
“Wait you didn't know what about the big devil-like thing at the notpocalypse then?” Aziraphale questioned bewildered
“What is a Notpocaly-” Lucifer said they were all very confused
“You didn't even know about the apocalypse?” Crowley blurted
“OK! ok. Let's just calm down everybody! Now let's start with who ARE you two.” the ‘detective’ decided
“I- yes you're quite right were being quite rude I'm Aziraphale.” they don't move from their protective spot in front of Crowley “And this is-”
“Crowley-" Crowley tried to act suave but he was just hiding behind their husband
so it didn't work well “Anthony J. Crowley.”
Lucifer’s eyes furrowed in confusion “What's the J stand for.”
“It's just a J. really”
Aziraphale resisted the urge to smile fondly at the familiar answer Chloe nods "right well I'm detective Chloe Decker." then looks at Lucifer “And how do you know them?”