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  1. Rec 33

    life is a habit that's hard to break by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Sep 2020

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    MORTAL SOUL, COMEST THOU PEACEFULLY INTO MY REA-

    “Oh,” Death says, voice breaking out of the soul-shaking timbre for a split-second, the baleful blue light in the hollows of the skull flickering for a moment before it returns. YOU’RE A NECROMANCER. WELL. NEVER MIND, THEN. YOU GUYS ALWAYS HAVE ME ROLLING OUT THE USUAL WELCOME MAT WHENEVER I SEE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN
    YOU AREN’T EVEN PROPERLY DEAD.

    I MAY AS WELL DROP THIS. IT HURTS MY THROAT.

    A skeleton clearing its throat, despite the complete lack of throat, is not the strangest thing that’s happened to Dirk today. It is, however, the least painful, so at least there's that.

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  2. Rec 31

    the torment of existence weighed against the horror of nonbeing by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    13 Apr 2023

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    On the very edges of Paradox Space, at the border of unreality at the shattered remnants of a dead-end timeline, where The Void has settled in comfortably, a not-quite dreamer and a not-quite ghost meet. Surprisingly, they get along.  

    Alternatively: Google, how do you tell someone that you might be falling in love with them because you keep accidentally (and now not so accidentally) meeting up with their only-sometimes-alternate/splinter self that's stranded in the Void?

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    The Conditions of Parole by for Foe_Hammer

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Jun 2022

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    Some "Better ending" John/Condy interaction.

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  4. Rec 7

    Lord Egbert -> try, try, and try again by

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    05 Jun 2026

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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. John tries to kick Lord English out of having ever existed, while maintaining the causal loops necessary for everyone he loves to be born, undoing as much of their trauma as he can in the process.

    Inevitably, the gaps left by Lord English's absence demand to be filled with a god of equal greed and hubris. Who better than the one already redoing the loops in his own preferred image?

    Anthology series of the many potential alpha timelines John creates, strung together as his many failures and few successes. No matter who he turns out to be, the Lord is always already here.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Sunlightverse by

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    26 Apr 2017

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    In Which All The Trolls (Yes Even The Ancestors) And All The Humans (Yes Even Dadbert) And Even A Lone Cherub Are Alive And Merged Into A Brand New Species And Living Together In A Brand New Universe Of Which They Are The Gods.

    This is my feelgood fluffverse. There will probably be angst to season it, because pure sugar is bad for you and turns your stomach eventually, and because with some characters unconditional happiness doesn't make sense, alas, and because I can't fix it if it's not broken enough first!

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    07 Jun 2026