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Summary:

Struggling filmmaker Rey Johnson gets a random text message from someone she’s positive is a spammer. A spammer, or maybe a bot. Definitely not a normal human person, in any case.

And... well.

She’s at least right about that.

Notes:

monster, me is a messy little text/multimedia fic I've been writing on Twitter.

I debated whether or not to add the fic here in its entirety or just the porn, but ultimately I trust AO3 as an archive a hell of a lot more than Twitter, so I decided to bite the bullet and upload everything. The text messages are coded in HTML, so they should be easier to read than the image screenshots. Essentially, yes, I did spend way too much time on this, thanks for asking.

If you're coming here from AO3 as this is being updated, you can wait for the twice-ish daily updates or pop over to Twitter to catch up.

If you're coming here from Twitter, you probs just want chapter 7, which may or may not be posted yet.

If you download this fic or read it off-site, then the formatting is gonna be wonky as hell. I wouldn't recommend it at all, but you're the one making the choices here. Do what you want.

Let's start the show 👻

Chapter 1: +1 (743) 555-0178

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

1.

Please understand I never planned for this to happen. If, perhaps, things were different, if people were different, if I were different—



2.

A place and digital space in 2019.





3.

An exchange of sorts takes place. Shouting, writing into the void.





4.

We jump back two years in order to fast-forward one.

And here, we meet Rey.

Rey's likes: watching films, making films, thinking about films.

Rey's dislikes: Jakku, Nevada and social media.




5.

Rey does the Instagram thing anyway.

Sort of.

Reluctantly.

She's not sure how she feels about it, especially just now, when she's low on sleep and pushing against a deadline. But the trailer for her latest project, at least, is UP.





 

6.

She blames her lack of sleep for what comes next.

A text. An unthinking response.

And then the floodgates are open.

721-645

721-645
Verizon Msg: Your phone is now eligible for free spam protection. Verizon Call Filter detects spam and blocks high-risk spam calls by forwarding to voicemail. Get details and more block options in the app myverizon.veriz0n.app/CallFilter. To review Call Filter app permissions, go to device Settings. To opt in, reply YES.
Rey
yes
WAIT
fuck
goddamnit FUCK



+1 (702) 555-0331

+1 (702) 555-0331
Need some INSTANT - CA$H right now? Get up to $1000!$ - TODAY! Reply YES for further info, or NO for -UNSUBSCRIBE-




7.

The spammers know her phone number is active now, and the texts just. Don't. Stop.

(But, hey—at least she's getting texts at all.)

+1 (743) 555-0178

+1 (743) 555-0178
Hello. Are you available? If you get this, please, I need your assistance urgently.



+1 (702) 555-0441

My timeshare people are going to call you from a Florida number and off your a vacation, it's not a scam.






8.

It's kind of funny, it kind of makes her want to cry, and she can't just keep it to herself.

Finn Storm ⚡

Delivered

Look at this next level meta hell bullshit!! Look at it!
If I wasn't so pissed I fell for it, I'd almost be impressed
Jesus
Maybe it's fine though?? Like, you didn't click the link or anything did you?
veriz0n?? It's clearly phishing! Subtle phishing, but phishing
They found out my number is active, & my spam texts have gone up EXPONENTIALLY
someone "needs my help"
another "person" wants to offer me a "timeshare"
and to top it all off, look at this
Do you know how much I need an extra $1000??
😫😤😭😡😭😭😭
😢
I'm sorry, 🥜
Have you been sleeping?
...
Have you finished your edit?
...
Well, you've got this. You're one of the most talented filmmakers I know
🥺🥺🥺🥺
Drinks soon?
Yes please 😔



9.

The deadline she's pushing up against is for a screening. One she's wanted to put on for a long time. And now that Finn has introduced her to Rose and their friend Poe, she decides to go for it.

It's just—a lot of work.





10.

More work than she anticipates, really.

👻 spooky scary 📽

Rey

Delivered

Sorry for the wait, everyone
Here's the flyer! What do you think? I know it's not the best, but it's the only template on Canva I didn't hate
Rose Tico
LOVE IT!! It's beautiful!!
But... you know this means we'll have to use color printing, right?
Rey
Shit
Fuck
Finn Storm ⚡
It's okay, peanut. I can make one for you real quick
Rey
No, no
I said I'd organize this thing, so I'm going to organize this thing
I'll do it
Just give me a sec. My gallery shift is nearly over
Rose Tico
You're allowed to delegate, you know
Rey
🙃
Rose Tico
Alright, girl, you do you. But we can at least use this for the evite. I'll send it out?



11.

Serves her right for trying to go the Canva route.

As she flits between Photoshop and Illustrator, dodging her boss and trying not to cry, her phone buzzes twice in a row.

+1 (743) 555-0178

+1 (743) 555-0178
Hello. Are you available? If you get this, please, I need your assistance urgently.

September 27, 9:07 PM

+1 (743) 555-0178
Hello?
Hello?
Please. Are you there?



+1 (721) 555-6969

+1 (721) 555-6969
LISTEN UP stop wasting money$ buying drinks for her 91na.me/IQjde65cub. Learn to be the man! Check out this video now




12.

She should probably start blocking those spam numbers, but who has the time?

After longer than she cares to admit, she finishes the flyer and sends it off.

👻 spooky scary 📽

Rey
OKAY
OKAY, I'M DONE
and i actually like this one more

Delivered

what do you think??





13.

She's nervous about their reactions, but they come in fast.

A yes.

A yes.

And a... Poe.

👻 spooky scary 📽

Finn Storm ⚡
LOVE IT!!!!
👻
SPOOKY SCARY
Rose Tico
It really does look so good!! 😍
Poe Dameron
I like it
But.....could you add a little texture? It reads.....flat
Or.....maybe......do a white background instead......it's going to use a lot of ink as is......



14.

Rey wants to make friends, Rey wants to make friends, Rey wants to make friends—

Finn Storm ⚡

Delivered

Are
Is he serious???
🤦🏿
I could scream
I think he just gets carried away sometimes, he's used to director mode 24/7
\
And the rest of us aren't??


👻 spooky scary 📽

Finn Storm ⚡
I think it looks good!!
Rose Tico
so good!!
and Poe those elipses make you sound like a 50 y/o mom
Poe Dameron
Just my opinion..............trying to give a little concrit...............
Are those elipses better? 💕
Rose Tico
Bite me 🥰😘
Rey
Hold on I made some adjustments, let me send



15.

She wants to make friends, yes.

But at what cost?





16.

She didn't gain any ground with Poe, but they did settle on a flyer.

Life moves on. The texts keep coming.

Finn Storm ⚡

Rey
The spam bots don't quit! Look at today's haul:

Delivered

We've also graduated to actual porn images, but I won't send those
Finn Storm ⚡
The bots are hitting everyone, baby
Block, delete, move on :(
Rey
:(
Is it sad that a part of me almost looks forward to getting them? No one else is texting me
Finn Storm ⚡
Oh Rey :(
Screening soon!!
We will hug & drink & celebrate!! You've been working so hard!!
Rey
And I'm sure all of 4 ppl will come
Finn Storm ⚡
Rey. No! Enough of the negative self-talk. We will not allow it!!
It's going to be life-changing whether you believe it or not



17.

Rey finishes her edit just in time. Working with 16mm film is tricky, not to mention expensive, but there's something real about film that she loves. Something alive.





18.

October 1st arrives, and the screening goes off without a hitch.

Okay, that's a lie. And a bad one at that. There were and are multiple hitches.

But holy, holy shit, people came!






19.

Rey isn't the best with Instagram, so needless to say Snapchat is a challenge.

She only really has it on her phone for Finn. And, because of Finn, she gets the next two notifications.

(She likes Rose. Why does she hardly ever get to spend time with Rose?)






20.

The projector is packed. The sound system is accounted for. She's currently looping one of the extension cords around the length of her forearm, when her phone buzzes in her back pocket.

The screening is over, but the group chat lives.

👻 spooky scary 📽

Poe Dameron
"No person chooses evil because it's evil; they only mistake it for good, the happiness they seek."
Damn, Rey
Really?
Everyone else was all "hand hook car door"
And you're over her spouting this making the rest of us look bad lol
Rey
I
it wasn't about trying to make you look bad, Poe
I was just responding to the question with an honest answer
Poe Dameron
It was a compliment!
Promise!
It was a good answer!!!
Your answer about the "innate entanglement" of horror and empathy or some shit was good too
I'm jealous of your brain 😂😂
Finn Storm ⚡
What Poe's trying to say is:
We miss you!!
Come drink with us!!!!

21.

She'll get there.

She'll go.

She'll catch up with her friends. (She could really, really use a drink.)

👻 spooky scary 📽

Rey
Thanks. Sorry.
Today's been a weird one.
I feel a little like I'm going to crawl out of my skin. I always do after screenings
Finn Storm ⚡
❤️ I get that
Rose Tico
Totally! Screenings are emotional as hell
Rey
And then the thing with that "giant ass dude" in the costume or whatever
A mom came up and yelled at me bc someone in cosplay made her kid cry. What am I supposed to do with that?
Finn Storm ⚡
:(
Sorry you had to deal with that, peanut
First round's on me?? 🍻?
Poe Dameron
Yeah, fuck Karen
And that British guy
Mr. It's More of a Comment Than a Question
Rey
Trying to block that out, thanks
Rose Tico
Good! He was an asshole!!
Come to the bar soon? Second round's one me
Rey
Omw in a min. Just finishing packing the projector screen

22.

She got there.

She drank there.

And it was fine. Fun. But now she's home. Alone.

And... maybe a little drunk.

+1 (743) 555-0178

+1 (743) 555-0178
Hello. Are you available? If you get this, please, I need your assistance urgently.

September 27, 9:07 PM

+1 (743) 555-0178
Hello?
Hello?
Please. Are you there?

October 01, 11:27 PM

+1 (743) 555-0178
I am sorry for disturbing you again, but I am compelled to reach out one final time, knowing even now it means rejection. I think you can help me.
I think you're the only one who can.

October 02, 2:26 AM

Rey
You know what?
Fuck it
I'll bite
+1 (743) 555-0178



Notes:

Big ups to Azdaema for their iMessage Skin tutorial. Most of the styling you see here re:texting comes from there.

Also, a small favor: this is obviously an image-heavy fic. If you ever happen to see a broken image link, please drop me a comment letting me know so I can pop in to fix it.

Hope you enjoy!