youhavenocock
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When Alexander's boss calls him into his office, Alexander expects to be fired. When Alexander walks in, Maxim expects a meal. Things don't go exactly as planned for either of them.
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In a game world where poor dungeon monsters have to fight the same adventurers over and over again, where death alone is an inconvenience rather than a deterrent, Chrysanthemum has to get creative if she wants these stupid heroes to fuck off.
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Another day in Bismark, selling his wares in the abandoned mall, as the Batter ran around the Zone, fulfilling his mission.
That was, until heavy footsteps heralded the presence of something big, and Zacharie's peaceful work day was interrupted.
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09 Sep 2025
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The Voice of the Hunted makes a bargain.
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14 Jun 2024
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A story in which a previously seen frog friend suffers an accident... that he immediately takes advantage of.
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- Part 2 of René & Company
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09 Jun 2024
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You had only meant to help your injured teammate, too slow and vulnerable to make it out alive. Your hands were full of scrap, but your gut was big and empty.
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12 Dec 2023
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Saxan, a petty thief, runs afoul of a new crime-stopping robot with guts that can both detain AND prosecute.
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29 Jul 2023