youdontknowtoffee
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“Maybe we should have a truce.”
Gerard laughs, a real one, and Frank feels a queasiness that he can’t attribute to anything concrete. “What are we, five? You act like we were Montagues and Capulets. It’s fine, we can try to be friends.”
“Cool.” Frank pauses. “By the way, about the call earlier – Geoff wouldn’t let me fire you. But, like, I hope that can turn out to be a good thing. As much as I hate to admit it…”
He trails off. Gerard raises his eyebrows. “Yes?”
“God, I don’t want to say it. But I guess it’s objectively true that working with you would probably make my book better.”
Gerard laughs again. “It sure as hell can’t make it worse. I did read your manuscript, it’s awful.”
“Hey, okay. I thought we called a truce.”
“For now,” Gerard says lightly.
-
critically celebrated chef/restaurateur frank iero has submitted a manuscript for his upcoming cookbook. the problem? it's terrible. his editor pairs him with a ghostwriter to fix and prepare the book for release, but when frank finds out it's gerard way, his old culinary school classmate and acclaimed food critic who once trashed him in a review, he's certain it'll be a shitshow. after all, they have a history. -
- Words:
- 27,721
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 1,134
Bookmarked by youdontknowtoffee
26 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are.
(alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,800
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 296
- Kudos:
- 11,255
- Bookmarks:
- 1,899
- Hits:
- 87,174
Bookmarked by youdontknowtoffee
07 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Dennis tries to say, “Thanks, Doctor,” at the same time as he thinks, You sound like my father, so what comes out is, “Thanks, Dad.”
(alternatively: dennis copes with a grievous misstep by downloading grindr. unfortunately for him, he doesn't know that robby's on the other end.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,653
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 113
- Kudos:
- 2,610
- Bookmarks:
- 501
- Hits:
- 20,261
Bookmarked by youdontknowtoffee
10 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Pete determines, approximately four days into Warped, that his interest in Mikey does not lay in his musical prowess or awkward disposition or even the way he goes from saying two words an hour to fifty words a minute. He is not jealous of him, or intrigued by his demeanour. Of course, he does not come to this conclusion naturally. The only things that come naturally to Pete are abandonment and oversharing.
(alternatively: the summer of like. and some time before it.)
Series
- Part 1 of summer babe
Bookmarked by youdontknowtoffee
10 Mar 2026