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Storms are known for bringing destruction and death to everyone at sea. They are old enemies to sailors and personal enemies to one Izzy Hands.
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Ed and Stede have a fussy baby on their hands. What will they do to make him content?
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‘What else did these boys say?’
‘How they spent the weekends spreading their legs and sucking c-cocks, Daddy,’ Izzy all but whispered, voice hoarse and almost as low as usual.
‘I bet they don’t know what they’re talking about. Boys are always bragging, sweet. It’s better not to listen to what they’re saying, they will teach you incorrect things.’ Stede felt something possessive gripping him, even though all of this was just a fantasy. But the idea of Izzy learning from some random kids and not from him made his blood boil. ‘I can’t have you listen to stupid boys, my love. Daddy will teach you everything you need to know.’
‘Daddy?’ Izzy whipped his head up, eyes blown wide, his breathing getting deeper.
‘If you’re interested, my darling, it’s better if you learn from me than from someone on the streets. Daddy knows best what his boy needs, after all.’ -
Don't test my patience if you can't handle my wild side by xander994
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Feb 2024
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Another day in Bonnet-Hands-Teach household where Ed decided to be a brat to test his limits with Stede but got more than he bargained for, and Izzy discovered a new desire in himself.
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- Part 3 of Steddyhands Modern Pet Play AU
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Izzy plans to spend his day off doing housework, but it’s his free use day as well. Will he manage to do any chores when Stede and Ed come home early specifically to make the best out of their deal?
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- Part 2 of Steddyhands Modern Pet Play AU
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Welcome to the series about the relationship between certain Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands and Edward Teach. Every work is a random snippet from their life, mostly focused on a kink prompt.
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To Fix What Was Broken by hobbitoutoftime
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Aug 2025
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When Mahal himself offers to send Thorin back to the start of the quest to save the line of Durin, he is determined to make amends for all of the mistakes he made the first time around.
When Bilbo wakes up in Bag End eighty years in the past, all he knows is that he has somehow been given the chance to see his beloved dwarves again and he'll be damned if he doesn't take it.
Both dwarf and hobbit are desperate to prevent the quest from ending in tragedy, but neither will be able to do it on their own. They'll need to work together if they want to keep the entire Company alive and whole --but first they need to realize that they are not alone in their efforts, and they have to stop getting in each other's way at every turn they make.
Hopefully, they'll learn some things this time that they failed to learn before. And maybe, just maybe, they'll find their happy ending that both have been yearning for.
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Bookmarked by xander994
17 Jun 2026
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In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
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16 Jun 2026
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This is a companion piece to Anniversary Present, but can be read on its own.
Aziraphale takes Crowley out on a date night with a bit of a twist, then takes him home and takes him past his breaking point again and again. Crowley gets a little overwhelmed, but he's always ready to obey his angel.
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- Part 2 of Kinky Omens
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15 Jun 2026
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An Expected Journey by MarieJacquelyn
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2014
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“I just wish…”
“What do you wish?”
“I wish I could have changed it all.”
For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.
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Bookmarked by xander994
14 Jun 2026
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“Ohh, what a horrendous undertaking I’ve been handed!” Aziraphale affected the highest disdain with his voice, though his expression bore nothing but mirth. “Alas, I am so unfortunately deigned to bed my gorgeous husband and make him cum until he begs me to stop! King Sisyphus truly has nothing on my plight.”
Crowley did manage a small laugh, warmth returning to his features once more. “I’m serious, y’nut, I mean...” oh, but it was so hard to talk with Aziraphale’s hands on him, especially once Aziraphale dipped down to get his lips involved, mouthing along the sensitive skin where neck became shoulder. “S-surely there’s gotta be another... fuck, another way t’... counteract this.”
Aziraphale raised his head to give Crowley a look, something that was a motley mix of confusion, adoration, amusement, and a healthy dash of pride. The hand not on Crowley’s neck swept downward, taking a greedy handful of Crowley’s ass.
“Who wants to counteract Paradise, dear boy?”
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In which Crowley’s risky forays into xenobotany finally come back to bite him in the - well, you’ll find out.
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- Part 12 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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Bookmarked by xander994
11 Jun 2026