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    5 times the Centaurs (and Harris) stand up for Shane +1 time they didn't need to.

    Weakly, he protests, “Hey, I wasn't going t–”

    “I'm letting you off easy,” Evan says, pulling his hand back. He folds his arms over his barrel chest and glowers down at the man. “I get paid handsomely to protect that man. I take out guys bigger than me to make sure that he's good. His husband is also a big scary Russian who does not play about him. He's bound to come looking soon. So I'm giving you an out, pal. Take it.”

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    19 Jun 2026

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    5 times Shane Hollander privately walks Ilya Rozanov like and dog, and 1 time he does it publicly.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    19 Jun 2026

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    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

    Cens groupchat

    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Roz
    you are all trying to make my phone explode?

    Roz
    what is problem

    Roz
    is someone dying

    Roz
    someone better be dying

    Shane
    What’s happening? Is everyone okay?

    Hazy
    @Shane Do you have a tattoo?

    Shane
    DO I HAVE A WHAT?

    (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

    Or

    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.

    Jane’s ex
    Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!

    Shane
    What

    Shane
    How did you even get his number?

    Shane
    Wait did you go through my phone?

    Lily (Shane)
    None of your business.

    Jane’s ex laughed at this message.

    Jane’s ex
    …maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️

    Shane
    I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??

    Lily (Shane)
    No

    Jane’s ex
    Yes!

    Jane’s ex
    It’s a work in progress!

    Jane’s ex
    But he’s warming up to me I can tell

    Lily (Shane) disliked this message.

    (rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    125,606

    19 Jun 2026

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    Google search history
    Today: 5th October 2016

    17: 10
    what the fuck is huntanov

    17:10
    what does fanfiction mean

    17:11
    what is huntanov fanfiction

    17:11
    bleach for eyeballs

    (people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

    Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

    Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

    Harris: [off camera] Yes.

    Shane: Okay.

    Shane: [takes a deep breath].

    Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

    Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

    Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

    (the centaurs read thirst tweets)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

    --

    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya run into a popular Instagram interviewer with predictably adorable results.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya’s been looking forward to today, the only full day they could find together this month. Of course, that’s when one of Ilya’s clients decides he needs to close a deal. He genuinely considers hiring an assassin—pulls the number up on his phone and everything—before Shane talks him out of it.

    ‘Why don’t I come spend time at the office with you?’”

    (Or: Shane warms Ilya's cock. That's it, that's the fic.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Thank you,” Ilya murmured, “You have no idea how much this means to me.”

    Shane let out a small huff of laughter, ruffling Ilya's hair. “Don’t thank me just yet, you need to go out there with me.”

    Ilya pulled back to look at Shane with a solemn expression, “Shane, if you really have any more surprises for me in the living room, I will sob”

    Shane pursed his lips, “Do you want me to lie?”

    “God,” He said, hiding his face in Shane's neck again. “You are horrible”

     

    or; the fluffy Ilya birthday fic we all deserve

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    15 Jun 2026

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    It starts with Hollanov going viral for Shane kissing Ilya's hand in a grocery parking lot, and leads to the world seeing how painfully in love the two are.

    OR, Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.

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    43,269

    15 Jun 2026

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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    Comments:
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    118,504

    15 Jun 2026

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    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    Comments:
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    43,457

    15 Jun 2026

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