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The Uchiha clan has exactly one future mapped out for its daughters.
First comes service, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in a baby carriage. It’s a very proud, very ancient tradition.
…There’s just one small problem.
The "service" that's expected is a few years in Konoha's Seduction & Infiltration Division. Uchiha Kiya thinks it’s complete and utter bullshit, and she’s dead set on making it everyone else’s problem.
Luckily for Kiya, her big brother is only too happy to enable her. And okay, it probably helps that the clan heir believes in her, too.
Perhaps a little more than he should.
Unfortunately, Itachi isn't the only prodigy in Konoha with poor judgement, and Kakashi has never been as good at minding his business as he likes to pretend.
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"I'm going to be great, or I'm going to die trying."
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18 Jun 2026
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Itachi is in the Land of Hot Water on an Akatsuki mission, when who does he happen to see lounging away in an izakaya? That's right, it's his little brother, struggling to open a bottle of ramune and reading a travel guidebook. Talking to him doesn't alleviate the confusion, if anything, it augments it. Just what in the world is going on?
Or, an SI realizes that being Sasuke is suffering and wants out. This isn't abandoning the mission, no, it's just a little vacation. Except- aw shit, is that Itachi?
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- Part 1 of The Isekai Life is Killing Me
- Part 1 of A Collection of SI/OCs
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10 Jun 2026
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While searching for Sasuke, Naruto runs into the Akatsuki team of Itachi and Kisame and gets the dumbest idea to make a deal to travel with them.
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12 Apr 2026
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The slow-burn, cozy camping lifestyle of Naruto being on the run with two very chill international terrorists while hoping to trip over Sasuke at some point. Love it.
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Sasuke was consumed with hatred because his family was killed. His entire family, not a single person left alive except him and their killer. It was enough to drive someone insane, or into the arms of the first maniac promising him enough power for revenge.
Instead Sasuke finds a little baby Uchiha on a meaningless mission and leaves Konoha for a vastly different reason.
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22 May 2026
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the woods are lovely, dark and deep (-but I have promises to keep) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Naruto
15 Sep 2020
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Itachi dies - both times- as he lived: trying to help Sasuke and falling horrifically short, while further traumatizing the poor boy in the process. His last thought as he is sealed away is that he had never done right by the person that is, in all the ways that matter, the center of his universe.
Then, he wakes up, cradled in his mother's arms, looking at the blurry faces of his parents, as Fugaku proudly names him Itachi.
He screams.
A/N If you see this story anywhere else, please tell me and report it.
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- Part 5 of Set in Naruto-verse
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13 May 2026