witchofcake
Fandoms
- Homestuck (1)
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Some punk-ass troll kids plan to fix the government. It is a good deal harder than they thought it would be.
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- Part 1 of Hemotechnics
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- English
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- 1/?
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- Words:
- 1,496
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A Change of Plans by CrazygurlMadness (DoYouCeeEmNow)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
01 Aug 2018
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"No one will deny that you did your job diligently and honourably, which is exactly why we are trying to make this entire event look good. The last thing we want is for people to start sniffing around about why one of the Queen's most familiar guards has been replaced."
Bookmarked by witchofcake
29 Apr 2026
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To Those Who Wait by CrazygurlMadness (DoYouCeeEmNow)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
31 Dec 2019
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“How did you find me?”
“I didn’t find you. I saw a stranded car. I thought someone needed assistance.” He jutted his thumb towards his own vehicle, a large lifted truck that looked suitable for a lumber yard, and said, “So I came to investigate.”
She blinked up at him, then pithily said, “Of all the snowblown roads in all the world.”Or, Zelda is stranded in a snowstorm and gets rescued. Smut happeneth.
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- English
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- 32,360
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by witchofcake
28 Apr 2026
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airplane view of the self by Nonymos for galwednesday, wheelsauce, was_adamant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
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- Part 1 of AVOTS & Extras
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,299
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- 27/27
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- 7,166
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- 3,533
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Bookmarked by witchofcake
17 Mar 2026
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Head of Gold, Heart in the Clouds by onthearrow
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
03 May 2025
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“Link! You’re hurt!”
“I’m fine, Sid—”
“In the mouth of a demon dragon? Absolutely not, you were nearly crunched!” Sidon whirls around. “Quickly! Does somebody have a healing elixir for His Majesty?”
His Majesty.
His Majesty.
And that’s when Zelda realizes—it’s not her Sidon and the Royal Guard are addressing.
It’s Link.
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Six months after the Upheaval, a weakened and dismayed Link appears in Zora's Domain.
With no sign of Zelda, Impa follows the wish of Hyrule's previous sovereign, and names him king.
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- 24/24
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Bookmarked by witchofcake
10 Feb 2026
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Zelda has convinced everyone that she is under no circumstances attending the three nights of the masquerade ball. This means she has complete anonymity when she arrives. Complete anonymity, except for her annoying personal guard, who spots her immediately. He just better not disrupt her flirting.
For the Zelink Prompt: Ball
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- English
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- 14,390
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- 3/3
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- 1
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Bookmarked by witchofcake
03 Feb 2026