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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Ron Weasley is tired of hearing about his sex life. Molly Weasley is tired of hearing about it from Professor McGonagall. After one particularly humiliating Sunday lunch, Ron makes the mistake of claiming he's finally settled down. Pressed for details, he blurts out the first name that comes to mind: Pansy Parkinson. Three weeks later, Pansy receives an invitation to Sunday lunch at the Burrow from Molly Weasley herself. Now Ron needs a fake girlfriend, Pansy wants something very specific in return, and neither of them anticipated how seriously the Weasley family would take the entire thing. Unfortunately for Ron, Pansy turns out to be the perfect fake girlfriend.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    On the night of October 31, 1981, Bellatrix made a choice. She chose her family.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bellatrix was seventeen the first time she met Lord Voldemort.

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    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    What do Quidditch players and mechanical bull riders have in common?

    They both know how to ride.

    And Pansy doesn’t really care about the overlap, so long as Viktor Krum decides to let her ride next.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    The war ended years ago, but peace never truly arrived with it.
    When the Ministry announces the Pelagic Isle Settlement Initiative, a controversial voluntary relocation program designed for witches and wizards seeking distance from the expectations of the post-war world, Hermione Granger applies immediately.
    Draco Malfoy joins because staying feels worse.
    Alongside old friends, former enemies, fractured families, and people who no longer know who they are outside survival, they arrive on a remote island meant to offer something dangerously unfamiliar: the chance to begin again.
    Slowly, the settlement becomes more than an experiment. Homes are built. Crops grow. Shared dinners turn strangers into neighbors. Lives once defined by war begin reshaping themselves into something softer.
    And somewhere between quiet mornings, rainstorms, and poetry with no names attached, Draco finds himself unable to stop writing about a bushy haired witch.
    Some came looking for peace.
    Others came because they no longer knew how to live without war.

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    19 Jun 2026