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Utsuro is only happy when Oboro looks at him,
he's just utsuro, and he's enough....
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- Part 7 of shit that happened in the naraku that you can't prove me otherwise on or tell me i'm wrong
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Never wish an immortal happy birthday, he'll throw the cake at you by whoretoki
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2023
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Utsuro hates birthdays, including his own
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A broken piece of glass can't fix a broken teapot by whoretoki
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2023
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Shouyou's death caused Mukuro to falter, Oboro tried to stop the cracks but it was no use, he tried to stop it with tape then glue but she kept on cracking. Oboro tried to hide her, moving to shield her from those who would go after to break through the cracks and see her broken.
It worked, Oboro hid her cracking, her hesitation, but he didn't know when his back was turned there was a crack in his shield, one he couldn't stop that will be used to break him.
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- Part 1 of Whoretoki's whumptober attempt
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How much money do you have? 69 cents. You know what that means :p..... I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets :( by whoretoki
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2023
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Utsuro gets stuck in a vending machine
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Is that a dinosaur!? No you dumb bitch that's a Kramoda dragon by whoretoki
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
27 Apr 2023
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Oboro's love for animals has often been found cute and endearing among the naraku members, if their beloved leader was happy then the others had no choice but to be happy. However it seems the new friend Oboro brought back isn't as cute as the other's thought it would be......
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shit that happened in the naraku that you can't prove me otherwise on or tell me i'm wrong by whoretoki
Fandom 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2023
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me making stuff up about the naraku and oboro, mostly crack
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Tasked with learning Occlumency from the last person he trusts, Harry Potter enters his fifth year braced for humiliation and failure while war rages inside his mind. Instead, an uneasy alliance is formed, one that neither student nor professor is prepared for.
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07 Jun 2026
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Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.
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03 Jun 2026
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The Hogwarts Faculty Wine Club by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2022
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When newly returned Potions teacher Horace Slughorn decides to host a Friday night wine-tasting for the Hogwarts faculty, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape decide to attend just for laughs.
But in the frightening new world of the Second Wizarding War, this night of long-lost frivolity may serve as more than just a simple distraction from the banalities of work--it may be the best way to bring the fractured family of the Hogwarts professors back together again.
(Set during the events of "Half-Blood Prince".)
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26 May 2026
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A Deviation From the Course by Interwoven_ramblings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2021
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Harry does have some manners - despite the Dursleys - and therefore thanks Professor Snape for saving his life in 1st Year after Harry learns it was Quirrell trying to kill him all along.
An off-hand comment about Harry living with his Aunt Petunia catches Severus' attention and when Severus investigates, he discovers the snotty little prat he's been given updates on throughout the years doesn't exist.
Severus promptly removes Potter from such a horrible environment but when he takes Potter to Family Services, things don't go as planned. Severus knows how to roll with the punches, however, and this time, he's determined that he won't let Lilly down.
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- Part 1 of The Clangor of Small Changes
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Bookmarked by whoretoki
20 May 2026
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“I knew the sniveling coward would run off and betray us sooner or later!”
“You did, did you?” Dumbledore replied, still standing in the doorway, Fawkes perched upon his shoulder. His powerful aura emanated off of him, filling the room. “Well, I am sorry to say I do have news and it is not good. It appears we have indeed lost our spy.”
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Voldemort forces Snape to test a mysterious potion on himself. It does not have the desired effect, but the Dark Lord makes do.
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17 May 2026