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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.

    In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.

    The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.

    DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
    KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
    DAVE: w
    DAVE: what

    Or: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    In which Rose Lalonde runs a highly successful occult blog, wherein she talks about life, friendship, family, summoning the dark forces to do your bidding, romance, and other Typical Teenage Things.

    And in which Kanaya Maryam moves into the house next door, runs a mildly popular photojournaling fashion/cosplay blog, and, unbeknownst to Rose, is one of her most avid readers.

    And in which a summer courtship is performed through a series of message-board shenanigans, misunderstandings, daydreaming, awkward romantic overtures, indirect love letters, and one (1) séance.

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    “I'm going to tell you a secret, Stan. I'm your great niece from the future.”

    He stares at her, incredulous, and she laughed, throwing her head back.

    “It's true, it's true! My name is Mabel Pines, and one day, though you may not believe me, you and my Great Uncle Ford makeup… And even if you never did, you wouldn't have been alone. Because you would- will- have me and my brother, and we're not leaving for anything, okay?”

    “You're pulling my leg.” Stan deadpanned.

    “No, no, I'm serious!” She grinned.

    “...Okay, so you're crazy,” Stan mutters. Mabel laughs.

    “Maybe. You don't have to believe me, not really. You just need to keep hope. And when our parents call and ask for you to take us for the summer- marital problems, you know how it is- just know that when you accept, you're getting two amazing niblings that will change your life for the better! So… Grunkle Stan, won't you try? For that hope?”

    She held her hand out to him, and he stared, not sure what to make of it. A moment later, he laughs- taking the hand as he does so. “This is either the strangest way a stranger has talked someone down from suicide, or you're really my niece from the future.”

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    31 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    I've seen a lot of AU fics where Ford goes with Stan after he gets kicked out, or something like that, and decided to wonder what happened if we fixed things a little further back than that?
    This is kind of a product of that line of thinking.

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    30 May 2026