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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sometimes an answer can easily be found if you look for the hands that wrote the question.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Illuga stumbles upon Flins, Varka, and Vice Captain Lohen playing strip poker and decides he very much likes to join their little game.

    “What are you scheming?” Varka says, and Illuga jolts back, his heart nearly jumping out of his chest until he realizes the Grand Master's words were addressed to his Vice Captain and not to him, lurking in the hallway and spying on their game.

    “Aww, you hurt me. I never scheme, I demand what I crave. Speaking of, why didn’t we invite little Birdie to play?” Lohen asks.

    Flins hums before playing his card. “Our young Master is not one to dabble in such crude games.”

    “Says who?!” Lohen voices Illuga’s exact thoughts.

    Illuga has half a mind to step in and berate the stubborn man about the probability of him doing the exact opposite of what he thinks, but the moment is gone, so he remains standing cowardly in the empty hallway, not daring to enter nor able to leave.

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Uh, Thrain… How old do you think I am?”

    The question gives the Harbinger pause. In the world of Teyvat, it isn’t uncommon to see someone live a long life without having physically aged at all. It’s especially difficult to predict a range in a region like Natlan, whose unique Ley Lines have given many more animalistic quirks to their appearances, skewing the aging process even more.

    But Ororon means something to him. He’s been saved by him, labored, drank, protected, and fought at his side. The Captain has spent countless nights since their meeting in a cycle of yearning and chastising himself, because it’s unbecoming that five centuries of celibacy can be tossed aside for a young farm boy.

    “About twenty… Two?”

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    “Actually, you’re not that far off… Well, in a way.. Just add one before the twenty-two.”

    One before the twenty-two?

    “You’re… A hundred and twenty-two?”

    Ororon nods.

    (TLDR): Ororon confesses his love to Capitano, but when the Harbinger tries to reject him because of his age, he finds out that Ororon is a true-to-life vampire that has been alive for over a hundred years, who absorbs the lifespans of those he drinks from.

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dates with Lohen are fun and have their own particular charm. Sometimes Illuga even ends up at the closest medic!

    “So you did that to distract me from—OW!”
    He yelps at the feeling of sharp needle being jabbed into his thigh. Lohen injects something into him, and when he’s done the needle is extracted just as quick.
    “What the fuck,” Illuga yells. “Isn’t this against your Knightly Oath?!”

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    31 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Lohen wonders what could possibly be the side effects of drinking dandelion wine after he supposedly got over his allergy. Illuga is not amused by his antics.

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    31 May 2026