whathehell
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The Cbat Saga and bad sex by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane need to know if Cbat is as bad as it sounds for science. It goes about as well as could be expected.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Booth and Brennan are called out to investigate a body that was found on an old military test piloting site.
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Is that Shane Hollander??? by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
19 Feb 2026
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Someone found child Shane in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Twitter has thoughts about it.
Credit to the creators of Pork Hollander and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for making this fic be in the realm of possibility.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Cuz Baby I'm the Giver by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane is minding his business in the kitchen making his smoothie when he starts hearing country music coming from their room upstairs. Eventually Ilya's deep voice could be heard singing along to the chorus as he walks down the stairs to where he's standing. That's when the lyrics register.
Credit to Chappell Roan for the lyrics of the song "The Giver" and the inspiration for this story.
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If your heart wears thin, I will hold you up, and I will hide you, when it gets too rough by whathehell
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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There was the sound of the floorboards shifting at the door, as if someone was putting their weight back and forth between their legs, nervously debating on if they should knock or just walk away.
Shauna took a long deep breath before raising her voice. “Who is it?”If it’s Misty, claiming that she needs to check up on her again for the hundredth time, she’s gonna throw her shoe at her.
The door slowly creaked open as a honey blonde head of hair became visible from behind it.
“Hey.” She waited for Shauna to nod before walking in the room the whole way. “I know that we’re still kind of… angry at each other right now, but-” She swallowed while she quickly looked away before looking back at her, suddenly confident. She’s looking at her in the eyes, her chin is up and her lips are pressed tightly together. “Look. You’re still my best friend, and you have a kid now. And because I know that we’re going to get over this fight eventually, because Jeff isn’t shit. And I wanna be here for you and the little guy.”
AKA, Jackie and wilderness baby live and we get to imagine the consequences of it.
Also the title is a quote from the lyrics of Beside You by Marianas Trench
Series
- Part 1 of Survival
Recent series
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Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse by whathehell
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
22 Feb 2026
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Interview with the Vampire as viewed by the general viewer by whathehell
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2024
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This series will follow various characters within the Interview With the Vampire universe and is gonna have many parts that are loosely connected (so you don't have to read them all if you don't want to lol).
Enjoy!
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Mel & Shane Friendship Agenda by Faye_Ferox
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV)
14 May 2026
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The Only Light in the Dark by pexadillo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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Being a wolf is something Shane has always struggled with. Mostly because his parents aren't wolves and his Grandad isn't around anymore. But then he meets Ilya Rozanov and he realises, maybe sometimes, being a wolf is alright.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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jane dutch by thisisnotthenerd for deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.
He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.
And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...
Series
- Part 7 of crackin' open a cold one
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Shall We Talk About Home? by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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“My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”
“Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.
“Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”
Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.
Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.
He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”
Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.