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The Secret Life of Hermits!! by whatcaniwriteinthis for ahautism
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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The Secret Life of Hermits, Tuesday evenings at 8/7 central, only on the reCAP network!
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when you're back you're back by whatcaniwriteinthis for Twelvevoid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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jimmy's back in town. joel and him talk.
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long drive back to you by whatcaniwriteinthis for quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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on soulmates and finding your way home (literally) (jimmy needs a ride)
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who let grian mess with buttons on the alien spaceship
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music of the night after night after night by whatcaniwriteinthis for JekyllOsinner
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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He’d quit—but it really is a good job.
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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“That’s not-” Shane starts, but he stops himself. Ilya tilts his head slightly in question, but Shane bites the inside of his cheek and then shakes his head slightly, cheeks flushing. “I do trust you,” Shane says.
“But not with your car?” Ilya asks. “You are afraid I will drive all the boring out of it?”
Shane rolls his eyes.
“It’s a good car-” He starts in another refrain of one of his favorite summer songs.
Ilya rolls them and pins his boyfriend under him before he has to hear about four wheel drive and gas mileage again.
There are far better uses for Shane’s mouth, after all.
(in which ilya learns that being a passenger in the car knocks shane tf out)
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05 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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05 Jun 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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05 Jun 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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18 May 2026
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Tim was running late for his appointment.
He had intended to leave before rush hour but got too caught up in a case that he lost track of time. He had to run to catch the train if he wanted to make it on time, and slipped into the packed subway car just as the doors slid closed.
Or, Tim wears a cute little skirt and gets felt up while on a train.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
09 Apr 2026