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Obito can’t pay the kid. He’s got no money. If the kid had as much sense as he did opinions he’d surely have put two and two together from the state of Obito’s ship and the state of Obito himself.
Mini fic about space revolutionary Obito meeting a terrible child.
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A Sequined Man in a Mesh Shirt by weatherbabe
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates
05 Dec 2018
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“Well look who’s sauntered home,” Camilla purrs when he gets in. She’s sitting at the kitchen table nursing a cup of steaming tea and a harlequin novel with absolutely no shame. “Busy night? I hope you remembered condoms.”
“I… think a sequined man in a mesh shirt inducted me into a cult.” Leo recalls as clearly as he can. Camilla raises an eyebrow at him.
“Good for you,” she sips her tea. “You broaden those horizons, little man.”
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Stahl is beaten worse than Henry. Well. Henry has been tortured and Stahl has been beaten. The line between the two is fine. Intent, Henry decides, is the tipping point. People dole out a beating when they’re angry, as a personal relief. Torture is more methodical. It’s designed to haunt you. Henry would know, he’s a haunting kind of guy. Still, there’s no denying that physically Stahl has suffered more extensive injuries. A little unfairly too, Henry thinks, given how very nicely he’s asked their captor to step it up already. Stahl doesn’t seem to be getting as much out of it as Henry would be. Shame, that.
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Lipstick on the glass by cairosene for remux, sundiscus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Young Justice - All Media Types
08 Nov 2022
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Here's the thing about having your brain full of information downloaded by an evil science organization that created you to serve a nefarious purpose, is that you get confused about whether it's okay to wear lipstick.
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two timkon snapshots, before and after finding yourself
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06 Jun 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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WHERE THE BLACKBIRD SIGHS I LOOK AT YOU. by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
15 Nov 2022
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Superman stops floating, feet landing softly on the ground, how polite of him. "Batman collapsed on the thirty seventh floor of the Oceans Hotel. Superman caught him falling out the window before he hit the ground."
God, Bruce really has to find a better way to escape buildings.
Superman is evidently not done bruising Bruce's pride, as he continues, face like stone but sounding almost amused, just a hint of a southern drawl following his words, "Bruce Wayne was brought into Gotham General Hospital about five minutes later by a rescue group who found him floating around in a basket in his underwear."
"You're joking," Bruce states, rather horrified.
(Battinson meets Superman.)
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06 Jun 2026
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A MOMENT THAT'S HELD IN YOUR ARMS. by orpheusaki for ocellar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2022
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Robin is used to Batman shouting at him. Mistakes happen, and he's not always the most careful, but it's expected. It's his job, even if it hurts Robin a little to look at Batman for the rest of the patrol — that's his boss. He gets over it.
But this is the first time Bruce Wayne has raised his voice at Jason, and Jason's entire world is collapsing on top of him.
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batman & robin by chickenmuffinsoup55555
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
20 Mar 2022
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The Batman has a shadow. A shadow clad in reds and greens with a smile like sunshine. Bruce is adjusting.
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