vroombxtch
Fandoms
- Marvel (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) (1)
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
Series
- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
Recent series
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jarvelous' marvel shorts by vroombxtch
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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Recent bookmarks
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cutting down the family tree by florenceandthemachine for eddiesdiaz
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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for the absolutely infallible @eddiesdiaz who asked me on Tumblr:
High school au where Buck’s the sad lonely kid with the shit family and Eddie’s the popular captain of the wrestling team who makes it his personal mission to make Buck an honorary Diaz and convince him that he deserves nice things I am just saying
———Buck was good at going unseen.
It was a defense mechanism—his parent’s couldn’t get upset with what they didn’t realize was there—and it had only amped up once Maddie graduated. Once she went off to college, Buck had no reason to be a distraction anymore, to try and pull attention off of anyone; so he just got better at it. He could pick things up and set them down without a sound. He constantly walked on the balls of his feet. He even kept his breathing even, slow and low, whenever he wasn’t alone.
Buck was invisible to absolutely everyone.
Well… everyone except Eddie Diaz.
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07 Jun 2026
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#thosetwofirefighters starts to gather a following on social media, as everyone tries to figure out if those two cute firefighters from the 118 in LA are a thing or not.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Skydive. Kiss someone in the rain. Go on a road trip... Get into a bar fight?”
Buck groaned, snatching the paper back. “Don’t judge sixteen-year-old me. He had dreams.”
Hen leaned forward. “Oh, we’re judging. Sixteen-year-old you has handed us a gift—insight into all of your questionable teenage priorities.”
Buck crossed his arms, glaring at her. “Hey, some of it’s respectable! ‘Learn to surf?’ Solid goal. ‘Save a life?’ Pretty sure I've nailed that one.”
“Get into a bar fight, though?”
“I thought it’d make me look cool!”
Or, when Evan Buckley finds the bucket list he wrote as a teenager, he decides there’s no time like the present to complete it.
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Bookmarked by vroombxtch
19 May 2026
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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
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16 May 2026
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PTA Dad Wars: a dead wife, bi-erasure, and one very real, very tired First Sergeant of a husband by DamnSterek
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Eds,
So I might’ve accidentally joined the Parent Council? They asked for volunteers and somehow everyone stepped back except me? I think I got tricked. And suddenly I’m in a group chat with twelve mothers, a dad named Rick who has no spine, and a principal who types like she’s angry at the keyboard.
Anyway, the moms are insane. They keep flirting with me. FLIRTING.
I kept saying “I’m married,” and they kept going “oh that’s sweet, but we’ve never seen your wife.” YOUR WIFE???
Babe. I think this is bisexual erasure?? I’m being erased. I’m being doubted in my own bisexual existence.
Do you know how insulting it is to have your very real, very hot husband dismissed because they’ve never seen him? I’m offended on behalf of our marriage. You need to come home before I have to bring Christopher as a witness.
Miss you. A lot.
—B.
Ps. Chris is fine. He got an A+ for the science project.
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Bookmarked by vroombxtch
15 May 2026