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It goes without saying that they have to set a few baseline rules.
- No outright asking if Jeno is a dog or a human, or anything of the sort. (For fairness.)
- No more than one question per person per day. (To avoid suspicion.)
- No speaking about the bet when Renjun’s around, and no texting about it, either. (For plausible deniability.)
- No invading Renjun’s privacy—any information should be voluntarily and knowingly given. (Jaemin vehemently tries to protest this one, and is overruled.)
Or: The residents at the Neo Tech Medical Center play a game of dog or husband. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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The stars align to help Taeyong realize that all roads lead to Doyoung’s midriff, thanks to a bad joke in the form of a cheap crop top.
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03 Jun 2026
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“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Renjun says. “I should've introduced you sooner. Jaemin, have you met my boyfriend?”
This is normally when most guys apologize and back off, but Jaemin just gives Chenle an obviously appraising once-over that leaves Chenle feeling equal parts flattered and objectified. “Oh,” he says. “Okay.”
“Okay?” Renjun asks, blinking.
“Your boyfriend is cute too,” Jaemin says, smiling at Chenle. “Are you guys looking for a third?”
Jaemin isn't the first guy to be interested in dating Renjun. He's just the first guy to be interested in joining the relationship. Their fake relationship.
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01 Jun 2026
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Minho’s immediate family coming to accept Kibum as a permanent fixture in Minho’s life was a gradual process that surprisingly involved very little hysteria.
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30 May 2026