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- Invader Zim (1)
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“I’m an alien, Dib. You didn’t really think that Irken definitions of romance would be the same as your pathetic human courtship rituals, did you?”
a.k.a. In which Zim is in hate with Dib and doesn’t understand why it’s not okay to want to make out with your archnemesis.
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“You want the favourite that doesn’t make sense. The one that’s a surprise, the one no sane person should prefer, but here we are anyway. You want to know which of these guys is the sort I know I would be better off without, but can’t stay away from. The one who pulls me in, who horrifies me as much as he fascinates me, who’s a mess but goddamnit, he’s my mess, and that’s why I’d pick him anyway. Is that the favourite you want to know?”
“Yes,” breathes the talk show host, leaning forward, the spark of true interest lighting up her eyes. Daniel knows his own must glow orange-red under his shades. “Yes!”“Armand,” says Daniel, simply. “That’s Armand.”
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27 Jun 2026
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It’s just - anticlimactic. New York Times Bestselling Blue Balls of a conclusion to the Armand of it all. He can picture the pierced graduate students at his indie bookstore readings now; their dubious, unsatisfied frowns of so, what, he just sat there? And you just left?
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27 Jun 2026
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138 lbs, for the metrically challenged by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Nov 2024
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“Hey, babe?”
Ah, there it is.
“Yes?” Armand asks, chin still rested in his hand, still idly scrolling the results on eBay; he does so love to play along.
Daniel strolls into the parlour, their bathroom scale in his hands, a sharp gleam in his eyes. He sets the scale down in the middle of the room. Armand looks at Daniel, then down at the scale, then back at Daniel again.
“O-kay…” he says, in his best imitation of Daniel yet, if he says so himself; Daniel’s grin is a clear stamp of approval.
“Yeah, come over here, I wanna see something.”
Or: there is exactly zero way a beanpole like Armand weighed a measly 62.5 kilograms a day in his adult life.
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- Part 2 of A brick row house and two old men
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27 Jun 2026
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Latte, Lover by lucanidsoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jun 2026
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Rocky moved to San Francisco a few months ago, needing a change of scenery. They picked up a job as a barista. Ryland Grace takes an alternate route to work, stopping by a recently established coffee shop. Rocky works at this coffee shop.
They meet. They cute.
Or: The Rockland Coffeeshop AU
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- Part 7 of Soap's PHM Fics
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27 Jun 2026
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toppin' and rockin' by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Rocky’s ventral seam starts to split at my absentminded touches, and I practically gnaw straight through my lip as shiny fluid drips down his carapace. The xenonite suit forces the juices to smear across him, reminiscent of soaked panties, and my hips grind down involuntarily.
He’s basically the equivalent of legs spread, flat on his back for me right now, right?
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In which Ryland's patience finally snaps as Rocky's antics cause damage to the ship.
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