valmora

mulan has a sword



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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    “You signed the contract to play for us,” says Jeremy, and he sounds a little helpless. Jean spins around and stares at him.

    “I did not know,” he says. “I did not know what Kevin was doing until it was too late. He did not give me a choice. Neil didn’t either, I—I was—” Dying. Breaking. Drowning. Drowning. Drowning. “No. It does not matter. I do not have any other option. I have to play. I will die if I don’t.”

    In which Jean and Jeremy dated long distance and broke up before Jean's transfer to the Trojans.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    A basic guide to Chinese danmei/xianxia. At the moment, covers how to address/refer to characters, and some basic information about the Scum Villain setting. A work in progress- feel free to suggest additions!

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    01 Jun 2026

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    10 Apr 2026

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    It was a messy thing of leather and papers and rope. It looked like Phillips had carelessly thrown a bunch of documents onto an old piece of black leather and then rolled the whole thing up and tied it . . . The papers inside were all different sizes, everything out of order and haphazardly stacked, like someone had been in a hurry and just grabbed it all.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    23 Feb 2026