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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    27 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    When the mech crawls closer, everything snaps into place. A long curving spine that doesn’t end in legs, but one long, slithering tail, tall metal fins that flatten back against a smooth frame that wasn’t made for driving or flying, but for swimming. Derma pull back into something that could be a smile or a snarl, and underneath are rows of pointed dentae. Not just the sharp fangs that Deadlock sports, but teeth like sawblades.

    “What the frag,” Deadlock breathes out. He sounds rough even to his own audials, and thinks about the effects prolonged water exposure might have on a bot’s vocalizer. Then he thinks about why he’d even ponder such a thing and gets a little sad before shoving the thought aside entirely.

    The creature—the mermech—makes a low sonorous noise, dragging itself a little ways closer, optics peering up at Deadlock with unabashed curiosity.

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    OR: Deadlock gets thrown overboard, is saved by a mermech, has some truly remarkable sex, and finds love in the big blue. Broadly speaking, anyways.

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    23 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “If you could cease your incessant squirming—” Minimus starts, grabbing Rodimus by the hips in an attempt to keep him still.

    Not that it does anything, obviously. Rodimus keeps grinding down and grinning up at Minimus, taunts spilling past his derma. “Aw, c’mon, I’m not allowed to tease back after all you—”

    Abruptly, Rodimus goes very silent and still as something… catches. Minimus’s spike finds purchase and he finally pushes forward.

    Not into Rodimus’s valve, but into the tiny waste port set just above it.

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    OR: Minimus fucks Rodimus in the wrong hole.

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Cosmos and Blast Off have an encounter in the asteroid belt.

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    03 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Replaying in his processor was a sensory-enabled holovid they had recorded together months ago, from Drift’s very own optics, beginning with Ratchet sucking down Drift’s spike like he needed it to live.

    or, Ratchet gives Drift a nice relaxing massage.

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    26 Apr 2026