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    when a locker room video accidentally shows shane hollander's phone as he's texting after a game, it doesn't take long before someone has zoomed in to find out exactly what and who he was texting and even less time before everyone is outraged that shane hollander is a misogynist. because what's okay to send to ilya rozanov isn't exactly okay to send to some girl named lily

    aka your classic twitter misunderstanding social media fic

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    19 Jun 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Ilya.” Shane says softly. “Talk to me. Whatever it is, we can figure it out.”

    Ilya honest to god sniffles, before croaking out, “You sound like Yuna.”

    Shane stares at him, before deadpanning, “Well. She’s my mother, so that’s really not all that surprising. You know how genetics work.”

    It’s a playful jab, meant to be a callback to when Ilya would tease him about being boring like his dad.

    Instead, Ilya bursts into tears.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Zaychik (зайчик): bunny/little rabbit, Russian term of endearment.

    Shane asks what a term that Ilya’s been calling him means, and gets more than he expected as a response.

    or, Shane bunny agenda

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    18 Jun 2026