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When Things Go Right by jilliancares for melancholymango, FangirlKats
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Sep 2017
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Keith grows up in an orphanage and befriends The Group in sixth grade. Skip to senior year and he's hopelessly in love with Lance and still very much in the closet.
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01 Jun 2026
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a lesson on how to talk dirty, by lance mcclain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Jul 2018
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Based on this scene from friends:
"I just don’t think I'm a dirty talking kind of guy.”
“Look, I'll tell you what. Try something on me.”
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31 May 2026
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After a run-in with an angry queen, Keith is left to travel through alternate realities — ones that are entirely too good to be true — because in each and every one of them, he's dating Lance. Keith struggles to find his way back to his own reality, all while trying not to fall more and more in love with Lance in every new one he experiences.
(Prompted by the February Klance writing challenge!)
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- Part 2 of daily update fics!
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31 May 2026
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“Okay, but like… how big?” Pidge says, looking analytical now. “Like, guestimating, how big is this thing?”
“This is his hand,” Lance says, curling one fist on the table. He looks between his friends expectantly. They both nod. “And this is where it ends,” Lance says, raising his other hand an approximate length off the table.
Hunk’s mouth drops open. Pidge’s eyes bulge out of her head.
“Keith?” Hunk whisper-screams. “Our Keith?”
“That would kill a person,” Pidge mumbles.
Or: Keith has a monster cock and Lance is Ready™ for the fucking of his life.
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30 May 2026
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After an incident at a banquet, Lance and Keith are forced to convince everyone that they're dating, including their own teammates. Apparently, the fate of their newly-formed and highly volatile alliance depends on it.
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Another daily update fic! This time, the chapter's prompts were submitted to me and randomly ordered :)
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29 May 2026