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Steve Harrington is not a prize to be won.
Unfortunately, both Eddie Munson and Jonathan Byers are quietly convinced that if one of them wants him, the other must lose.
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15 Apr 2026
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Never gonna give you up (never gonna let you down) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Mar 2025
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“How’d you know?”
They’re sitting by the pool, soaking in the early summer sun and passing the new strain Steve got back and forth. It’s just the two of them, and he feels relaxed and floaty and not thinking about the hundred different things that could be rearing up to attack Hawkins when they least expect it. It was shaping up to be a good day, which of course meant it couldn’t last.
He pauses, joint halfway to his mouth. “What do you mean?”
“Don’t give me that, we all had an awakening. Nothing to be ashamed of. What was yours?”
Steve grimaces, and Eddie frowns at him. “Hey, man, you don’t have to tell me if-”
“It’s kind of embarrassing,” he blurts out.
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- Part 36 of slurs unfinished stranger things works
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13 Apr 2026
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if you want him, come and claim him by materialism, sparklyslug
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Jul 2022
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He actually wants to watch the Fellowship of the Ring, has actually been waiting for this for uhhhh, what, like, twenty years of his life? Problem is, there’s another thing he’s been waiting for for almost as long, and it’s sitting right next to Eddie, making little soft impressed noises at Gandalf’s fireworks, flashing quick smiles his way when he offers him the tub of greasy popcorn.
He's not going to be able to remember any of the movie, he’ll just remember this: the white-hot screaming bliss of sitting next to the love of his fucking life, and not knowing if it’s cool to try and hold his hand or not.
(Or: the second date fifteen years in the making)Series
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28 Mar 2026
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ain't no window wide enough (to keep me from getting to you) by rachelismommytbh
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Oct 2023
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So, when he walks into his apartment, after dropping his keys three times while trying to unlock it, and the first thing he hears is a literal hissy fit coming from his bathroom, Steve's immediately turning right back around and shutting the door. He desperately wants to curl into a ball and cry in the middle of the hallway, but he has nosy neighbors and it won’t actually fix anything. He needed to end this, and he needed to end it now.
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One of the neighborhood cats emotionally tortures Steve for months until he finally gets the balls to do something about it.
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25 Aug 2025
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the language by RaiRose
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
16 Feb 2024
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"Why are you up?"
To this Bojan picked up the book that was laying open on the kitchen table and held it up.
Oh no, Kris thought.
Suomen mestari, read the book cover. That fucking Finnish textbook, read Kris.
"Homework," Bojan delievered gloomily.
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25 Aug 2024