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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Eddie simply cannot know that he is currently naked. That would be catastrophic. 

    “Um, I— did you need anything? I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Buck says, which. Okay. That did not sound convincing. He adds, “I can call you back in ten?” 

    “I thought you just woke up?” Eddie says, and, fuck— Buck did basically say that. 

    Carefully, he says, “I did.” 

    “So what were you—?” 

    God, this is mortifying. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Buck, and he’s been caught in, like, four natural disasters. And also struck by lightning. And had a fire engine fall on him. He even dated (he shudders at the thought) Tommy Kinard.  

    “Eddie,” he says. He doesn’t know what else to say. 

    “What? If you need to pee you can just mute yourself.” 

    “Eddie, that’s not—” 

    “Then what?” Eddie laughs. “If you’re still in bed, you can’t ha— oh.”

    Or: Buck answers the phone in the middle of jerking off. For some reason, Eddie asks him not to hang up. 

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    03 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Then Eddie nuzzles into Buck’s neck, his lips grazing his ear. Buck shivers. He rolls his hips against Buck’s again, just a little, like he can’t help it, and whispers, “I want you to fuck me.”

    Buck stills. The whole world comes crashing to a halt. “You- uh, what?”

    Eddie looks at him again, blushing deeper now, arousal and embarrassment heating his face, but not breaking eye contact. “Please. I want you to fuck me.”

    Buck’s not sure why this possibility never occurred to him. He was too busy being horny, probably.

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    03 Jun 2026

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    “How do people have sex when they have kids?” Buck continues, knowing he’s whining a little bit, but he’s pent up, and Theo came into his life without warning so he didn’t have time to mentally prepare for everything it would entail. Namely, what it would mean for Buck’s sex life.

    Eddie’s face is kind of red, but he says, in that matter of fact way he always does, “Theo’s asleep right now.”

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    29 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Then, Eddie straightens up and turns around, and Buck revises his assessment, because the front is cropped too. Evenly, which means a person did this on purpose.

    The express purpose being to ruin Buck’s day and possibly his life.

    The shirt stops right under his ribs. His stomach is just — out, the whole deliciously muscular span of it.

    “Hey,” Eddie says, a crooked, boyish grin splitting across his face, as if he isn’t standing in his own driveway basically naked. “Wasn’t expecting you.”

    “I-I, uh, texted. You weren’t answering.”

    “Phone’s inside.” Eddie tips his head at the engine. “She’s leaking somewhere. Been out here since this morning trying to find it.” He swipes the back of his wrist across his forehead, and the gesture pulls the hem up another half inch.

    Which is how he ends up looking at the sweatpants again. And the sweatpants, it turns out, are keeping no secrets. There is nothing on under there.

    So now he’s standing on Eddie’s front lawn, stone-cold sober, at four in the afternoon, looking at the unmistakable outline of his best friend going commando.

    Neat.

    Or: Eddie wears a crop top. Buck sucks his dick about it.

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    26 May 2026