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TMZ ✔ @TMZ · May 23, 2019 22:36
Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle’s Friendship Goes Viral After Release of Providence Falconers VideoOne thing is for sure: this isn't what Bitty expected to happen when he first DMed NHL forward Jack Zimmermann.
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13 Jun 2026
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"This is Uncle Tian, Liyue Qixing Tianshu," Ganyu says, in Teyvatian common tongue, offering Ajax her signature smallish not-smile. "Starting today, you are his ward."
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[Millelith Childe AU:] At fourteen, Ajax is sent to Liyue to dodge Fatui enlistment, and that changes everything. AKA Eleventh Harbinger Tartaglia (codename: Childe) does not exist, but Millelith Sergeant Ajax does.
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07 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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06 Jun 2026
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I'm not gettin' in the Addison Lee by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Neuvillette, happily married with three children, goes viral on the internet for openly yearning for a hot guy singing in Marcotte Mall.
The guy is his husband.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 23m
My name is Neuvillette. I am the man in the navy overcoat, and my husband is the singer at Marcotte Mall. We are married. We are not estranged lovers, we are not each other’s forbidden paramours, we did not have a ‘messy break up,’ and NEITHER of us are dying. Please, let me reiterate. We are MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 20s
LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE.Series
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02 Jun 2026
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On the frost-covered ridges of Xianzhou Luofu's outer peaks, Dan Heng stumbles upon a man half-buried in the snow. He is Ren — a fugitive living under different names, his body cursed to survive what should kill him, hunted across mountain passes by enemies he will not name.
Dan Heng is an orphan determined to hold onto the one thing his parents left behind: the house beneath the ridge, and his right to live in it alone, on his own terms.
When a greedy uncle arrives at the door threatening to seize the property, Dan Heng does the only thing that will end it. He takes the stranger's shoulder and calls him husband.
The stranger, without missing a beat, takes his hand and calls it home.
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Blade looked up at him, one eyebrow slightly raised.
“…Husband?”
He didn’t sound entirely displeased. After all, the lie had bought him more time.
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02 Jun 2026