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    cards on the table by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    10 Jan 2024

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    Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
    His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.

    or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..

     

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    Steal My Sunshine by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

    17 Apr 2026

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    “For the record, I totally didn’t send this,” Jason declares, resting his fists judgmentally on his hips and wrinkling the bridge of his nose as he takes in the envelope’s exterior details. “I wouldn’t embarrass myself by printing the address for Wayne Manor in Comic Sans. And I definitely wouldn’t use whatever fresh hell that return address is printed in.”

    Taking the bagged envelope in hand again, Bruce moves to the Batcomputer and pulls up the folder of fonts on the system. He glances between the envelope and the sample screen for the font he’d already suspected would be a match.

    But clocking the font name gives him a great deal of pause. “Jokerman,” he finally declares in a growl through clenched teeth.

    Tim, as it turns out, may not be Jack Drake’s son, but Bruce Wayne’s already got kids he picked out personally. That’s okay though, because Tim’s got a plan for how to deal with this revelation—it’s not like he needs acknowledgement from a second father that doesn’t want him, anyway.

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    Form 23-C: Application For A New Roommate by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2020

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    After battling ninjas, aliens, madmen, mafiosos, other heroes and death itself, Jason was about to face his most unknown foe yet: a normal life.

    It's fine. He'd always dreamed of going to college and for once reality sort of lived up to expectations. He loves the classes, he can handle the workload and his cases too. His roommate is a total douche, but whatever. Jason's fine, he's got this.

    Then he meets his roommate's brother.

    Jason totally doesn't have this.

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    Identity Theft by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)  

    10 Jul 2025

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    He tapped the screen again, his face up close in the zoomed camera.

    "Whoa, ultra Tim-vision, no thank you. I think I just saw my pimple's pimple. Gross." He zoomed out and grinned at himself. "I don't know if I have ever felt so freaking happy or strong or cool, or well, anything, in my whole entire life."

    And it was true. Standing atop a building as Robin. If someone were to look up, they would definitely think he was the real deal and the thought left him beaming. Jumping in place, Tim gave another whoop, punching the air and then bending over into a fit of high pitched laughter. This was all the joy he would ever need for the rest of his existence.

    And then someone screamed.

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    Tim Drake puts together a very realistic Robin costume for Halloween and gets mistaken for the real deal.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought him back) by

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    08 Jul 2024

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    When Jason is temporarily turned into a cat, he decides to embrace the positives of the situation. Mainly the fact that as Red Hood he still had a few months of groundwork to lay until he can start torturing his replacement Robin, but as a cat he can do it now and nobody will suspect a thing.

    Unfortunately, he did not account for Tim being insane enough to forcibly adopt the cat that had been trying to maim him, and his plans kind of go downhill from there.

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